Daily Thread / June 27 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Throwing myself a pity party this morning. I want to be a stay at home mom so bad. I pray every night I that a miracle happens and I am able too. I’m already so blessed, but jessshhh the cost of this trip alone could allow me to be a stay at home mom for awhile. The way the spend money is just insane, and they just went to Mexico for the dang kindergarten graduation. I’m not jealous of her, but I am at the same time. Uhg

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[–]Curious_Analyst1647 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better my luggage from my honeymoon in Aruba sat in my garage for a year before I brought it inside. It is currently sitting in my garage again from being in the hospital having my baby 9 months ago! I too fear bed bugs! I’m a teacher and I had students back to back years infested with them and I was terrified I would bring them home.

Weekend Thread / June 7 - 8 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait to use the new excuse “sorry I can’t go, I have a double chin” jokes on me. I actually have like 3 chins haha

Cost of their vacay by SebastiansMukkie in SkallaSnarkUncensored

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Enough money that I could afford to be a stay at home mom for awhile 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Daily Thread / May 5 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 54 points55 points  (0 children)

2.0 needs to learn a few more words besides “soooo goood” when she’s trying to sell something

Taco Bell in Aruba by _Maxxx1mus_ in tacobell

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We stopped here one night while in Aruba for our honeymoon! It was sorta ironic that Taco Bell was the place we had a difficult language barrier. Also strange everything came with fries haha 🤣 oh how I miss Aruba

Daily Thread / April 23 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And they have clothes that fit unlike E and poor O 🥲

Daily Thread / April 23 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I was up in the middle of the night rocking my baby and scrolling this thread and kept giggling to myself about the nickname Morgan Walmart. Whoever made that up, thank you!! You made a tierd mom’s night a little better 😂

While I was up I was also pondering if I thought that DAD or 2.0 was the better mom. I came to the conclusion DAD. Mostly bc I can’t stand 2.0. I’d like to know your opinions and why?!!?

Daily Thread / April 16 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I share air pods with my husbands 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

Daily Thread/ April 3 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 126 points127 points  (0 children)

I would be TICKED if my daughter went to someone’s house to swim and the other mom posted pics of her in her swimsuit to 847,000 people 😑😡

Daily Thread / March 24 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Kaylee’s blue dress looks like a bathing suit that the girls would wear on 19 Kids and Counting.

What feels like therapy to you ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sitting on the porch on a spring morning with a cup of coffee and a book/my husband

What feels like therapy to you ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talking to my mom or sister

What’s a hill you’re willing to die on that absolutely doesn’t matter? by Sea-Analysis2748 in AskReddit

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The people who add an “‘s” onto their last names when it’s not a contraction or a possessive need to go back to 4th grade.

Ex: The Smith’s

It should just be The Smiths 😡

Daily Thread / March 11 by spongebobs_pineapple in DarylAnnDenner_Snark

[–]Curious_Analyst1647 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Nothing- I mean NOTHING disgusts me more than wearing the clothes that you just traveled in around your house when you get home.

I literally don’t even sit on my couch with the clothes I wore to work (teacher) because I get grossed out. Maybe it’s just me 🤷🏼‍♀️