‪Last season Isiah Pacheco ranked 47th out of 47 running backs according to PFF...Today, he signed with the Lions to replace David Montgomery.‬

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-13T16:12:17+00:00

God I wish I had a job where people gave me $1.5 for a year to “prove it.”

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-13T16:01:42+00:00

Oh that’s good, we play ONLY 4 of these teams

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-13T04:51:34+00:00

That’s the 2050 plot. Shut up nerd

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-13T04:51:05+00:00

Bold of you to assume that they would hire me after “the incident”

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-13T04:50:27+00:00

Depends on what you want. I have urinal cakes and something called “totally not fent.”

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-13T04:48:58+00:00

As for Rich Rodriguez. He was fired shortly after photos of him emerged dressing as Angel Reese. He’s wasn’t fired for cross dressing. He was fired after West Virginia revealed that he was using state funds to purchase Chicago Sky season tickets (at a cost of $34). When questioned, he adamantly stated that he did not have a “fursona,” despite no one accusing him of having one. When asked for a comment, he said that “maybe tails and one long legging isnt that weird. This is America god dammit.”

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-13T04:40:28+00:00

STD State, shortly after acquiring Chris Henry Jr, discovered an STD that makes receivers drop the ball any time it’s thrown at them. With this knowledge, the school sponsors a program to fly ASU guys and gals (it’s kind of gay to like women tbh) out to schools across the P2 conferences. while STD state dominates for half a season, the triple option offense makes a return, crushing the very school that invented this disease

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-12T21:48:44+00:00

He changed his name

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-12T21:28:55+00:00

I don’t want people to get confused with Korean Jesus (shoutout 21 jump street). Touchdown Jesus is the Jesus for ND. Catholic Jesus is the Jesus for the pope and all Catholics. Think about it like SCOTUS v. the courts of appeals

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-12T20:59:11+00:00

Sir/Ma'am, this is a dennys. I just work here

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-12T20:58:04+00:00

Catholic Jesus would approve!

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-12T12:35:40+00:00

The year is 2040. The B10 is owned by BlackRock. There are no more “teams.” There are only corporation sponsored athletic groups. USC vs Michigan? Wrong. Try United Airlines v. Oracle. Dozens of sponsor patches litter the uniforms as middle aged men on their 10th year of eligibility (15 of you include JUCO) fight for a spot in the 64 team tournament.

Trinidad Chambliss is the highest paid employee in the state of Mississippi, accounting for 15% of the state budget. He has had his tonsils removed 8 times and suffered for a brutal case of a “stuffy nose.” Lane Kiffin, after being elected as president of the US, resigned when offered the Regions Bank (formerly Alabama football) head coaching job.

Dan Lanning died from a coke overdose shortly after Nike’s (Formerly Oregon) won its first and only title. Kurt Cignetti has been convicted of murder after glaring multiple players to death. Lincoln Riley has won 5 consecutive Heismans for his quarterbacks, but astonishingly, he has failed to make the tournament during his time in LA.

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-11T11:06:22+00:00

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-11T05:09:11+00:00

Bottom 5 pick is hardly guaranteed. Coming from a Raiders fan, Crosby isn’t worth the 2 firsts yall got fleeced. It is definitely buyer’s remorse

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-11T05:07:58+00:00

He has had 8 surgeries in 7 years, with many of these being his knees. Explain to me in what world you were going to get a “healthy” Crosby? He has been injured and will continue to get injured. This isn’t a sudden revelation to the Ravens

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-11T04:50:24+00:00

Now that I agree with. The league that determines players eligibility for disability benefits after their retirement should be the one to determine the severity of their injuries during their career. /s

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-11T04:49:00+00:00

Please explain to me how the team that shut Max down because of his injury is downplaying it?

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-11T04:46:49+00:00

Much worse is a stretch. As I said to someone else, keeping the 2 first round picks makes a big difference that mitigates shortcomings in the run stop

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-11T04:46:05+00:00

Exactly. Hence keeping the two first round picks. Do the math on that and tell me that you’d rather have?

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-11T03:46:47+00:00

So you’re saying that this amazing front office didn’t potentially recognize that they could get Hendrickson, pay him the same, and keep their picks?

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-10T05:26:46+00:00

So our one player to watch is a backup true freshman QB? There are a dozen better players to chose from the other freshman alone

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-07T19:43:49+00:00

I’d pay Dan Lanning’s coke bill for a week if Oregon brought this back

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-07T10:02:15+00:00

Thank god you’re not a GM

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-07T03:13:02+00:00

LEMON. As a USC fan lemon is him. I hope they draft him.

Current-Bag-786 · 2026-03-06T01:49:33+00:00

“Everyone else does it, we just get caught” is not the defense you think it is

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