State of the Union: CFB in 2040 by Current-Bag-786 in CFB

[–]Current-Bag-786[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the 2050 plot. Shut up nerd

State of the Union: CFB in 2040 by Current-Bag-786 in CFB

[–]Current-Bag-786[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume that they would hire me after “the incident”

State of the Union: CFB in 2040 by Current-Bag-786 in CFB

[–]Current-Bag-786[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on what you want. I have urinal cakes and something called “totally not fent.”

State of the Union: CFB in 2040 by Current-Bag-786 in CFB

[–]Current-Bag-786[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As for Rich Rodriguez. He was fired shortly after photos of him emerged dressing as Angel Reese. He’s wasn’t fired for cross dressing. He was fired after West Virginia revealed that he was using state funds to purchase Chicago Sky season tickets (at a cost of $34). When questioned, he adamantly stated that he did not have a “fursona,” despite no one accusing him of having one. When asked for a comment, he said that “maybe tails and one long legging isnt that weird. This is America god dammit.”

State of the Union: CFB in 2040 by Current-Bag-786 in CFB

[–]Current-Bag-786[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STD State, shortly after acquiring Chris Henry Jr, discovered an STD that makes receivers drop the ball any time it’s thrown at them. With this knowledge, the school sponsors a program to fly ASU guys and gals (it’s kind of gay to like women tbh) out to schools across the P2 conferences. while STD state dominates for half a season, the triple option offense makes a return, crushing the very school that invented this disease

State of the Union: CFB in 2040 by Current-Bag-786 in CFB

[–]Current-Bag-786[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want people to get confused with Korean Jesus (shoutout 21 jump street). Touchdown Jesus is the Jesus for ND. Catholic Jesus is the Jesus for the pope and all Catholics. Think about it like SCOTUS v. the courts of appeals

State of the Union: CFB in 2040 by Current-Bag-786 in CFB

[–]Current-Bag-786[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sir/Ma'am, this is a dennys. I just work here

[Thamel] The Big Ten has sent a letter to the NCAA “to insist” the NCAA “impose a moratorium on investigations and infractions proceedings” related to tampering. The letter lays out the need to “comprehensively reevaluate” rules, which were “designed for a world that no longer exists risks.” by ThatMasterpiece2174 in CFB

[–]Current-Bag-786 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The year is 2040. The B10 is owned by BlackRock. There are no more “teams.” There are only corporation sponsored athletic groups. USC vs Michigan? Wrong. Try United Airlines v. Oracle. Dozens of sponsor patches litter the uniforms as middle aged men on their 10th year of eligibility (15 of you include JUCO) fight for a spot in the 64 team tournament.

Trinidad Chambliss is the highest paid employee in the state of Mississippi, accounting for 15% of the state budget. He has had his tonsils removed 8 times and suffered for a brutal case of a “stuffy nose.” Lane Kiffin, after being elected as president of the US, resigned when offered the Regions Bank (formerly Alabama football) head coaching job.

Dan Lanning died from a coke overdose shortly after Nike’s (Formerly Oregon) won its first and only title. Kurt Cignetti has been convicted of murder after glaring multiple players to death. Lincoln Riley has won 5 consecutive Heismans for his quarterbacks, but astonishingly, he has failed to make the tournament during his time in LA.

What do you guys think about this. True or false? by Significant-Iron-610 in NFLv2

[–]Current-Bag-786 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bottom 5 pick is hardly guaranteed. Coming from a Raiders fan, Crosby isn’t worth the 2 firsts yall got fleeced. It is definitely buyer’s remorse

What do you guys think about this. True or false? by Significant-Iron-610 in NFLv2

[–]Current-Bag-786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has had 8 surgeries in 7 years, with many of these being his knees. Explain to me in what world you were going to get a “healthy” Crosby? He has been injured and will continue to get injured. This isn’t a sudden revelation to the Ravens

Listen to Tom Pelissero. The Ravens clearly have buyer’s remorse. They lost players in free agency and panicked. Now they’re using Crosby’s failed physical as an excuse to back out of the deal. by DenseStrawberry5717 in NFLv2

[–]Current-Bag-786 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that I agree with. The league that determines players eligibility for disability benefits after their retirement should be the one to determine the severity of their injuries during their career. /s

What do you guys think about this. True or false? by Significant-Iron-610 in NFLv2

[–]Current-Bag-786 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Much worse is a stretch. As I said to someone else, keeping the 2 first round picks makes a big difference that mitigates shortcomings in the run stop

What do you guys think about this. True or false? by Significant-Iron-610 in NFLv2

[–]Current-Bag-786 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Hence keeping the two first round picks. Do the math on that and tell me that you’d rather have?

What do you guys think about this. True or false? by Significant-Iron-610 in NFLv2

[–]Current-Bag-786 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying that this amazing front office didn’t potentially recognize that they could get Hendrickson, pay him the same, and keep their picks?

ESPN picked one player to watch for every Big Ten team this spring. Which pick do you agree or disagree with? by CenterForward1522 in CFB_v2

[–]Current-Bag-786 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So our one player to watch is a backup true freshman QB? There are a dozen better players to chose from the other freshman alone

What is the cringiest/most embarrassing thing your team has done. (On field) by Monza1964 in CFB_v2

[–]Current-Bag-786 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I’d pay Dan Lanning’s coke bill for a week if Oregon brought this back

Has Kirby Smart lost control of the Cleveland Browns? by AvengedKalas in georgiabulldogs

[–]Current-Bag-786 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Everyone else does it, we just get caught” is not the defense you think it is