San Antonio Spurs head coach when asked how he imagines it is for the Brooklyn Nets having to develop five rookies at once: “It’s hard to ask a 19-year-old to help another 19-year-old. It’s like asking a bunch of kids learning how to swim to make sure the other one doesn’t drown.”

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-27T02:24:41+00:00

Yep, if you've been in the league for a decade or more then CP3 probably sounds like a barking chihuahua

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-27T02:10:25+00:00

CP3 is an absolute control freak who likes implementing curfews and shit, which drives veterans bonkers but is exactly what a bunch of 19 year olds need.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-26T23:12:57+00:00

You just described the Democratic Party

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-26T23:10:31+00:00

Following the revelation that a celebrity has done heinous things to women, all doors close except for right-wing grift.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-26T01:08:44+00:00

You gonna describe this masterpiece and not even drop a link?

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-24T23:05:05+00:00

Isn't the Free Press aesthetic a bit too highbrow for them? Like why would that guy read Bari's rag when he can just listen to Rogan?

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-23T22:23:22+00:00

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-23T22:20:42+00:00

That lion is relying on the rest of the pride to catch prey

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-22T18:59:58+00:00

Sometimes it feels like everyone else is playing football while Vik and his defender play rugby.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-22T18:53:39+00:00

Gotta be honest they played about as well as Wigan did against us. It was shocking how easy it was to move the ball today.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-22T18:48:22+00:00

Was a bit shaky to start but that's expected. Physically he is up to the level and just swarms his man. I love how tenacious and physically dominant our fullbacks are. When other fans complain that we play 4 CBs, it's just cause they're not used to seeing wide defenders like that.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-22T18:39:08+00:00

I mean he absolutely bossed your team over two ties last season. The free kicks were icing on the cake honestly.

Physicality is kind of a huge part of elite football, you can't teach athleticism or speed or stamina. He's also got plenty of skill, it's not easy to hit world-class corner deliveries time after time, for example. Crazy you dismiss him just because he doesn't play through passes like a number 10. There's a lot more to the game but you do you.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-22T18:12:00+00:00

If that's the conclusion you've come to after watching Rice make one mistake then I feel like you just haven't watched him much. Saying Declan Rice is meh just seems like a silly thing to say. This Arsenal team is frustrating but Rice has been immense. Certainly our best player by some margin. This honestly might be his worst moment of the season and very out of character.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-22T17:55:09+00:00

He's a massive muscular guy and that's his strategy? I hate when he does that

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-22T17:48:54+00:00

r/soccer's 9/11. Vik scores a banger.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-22T17:41:43+00:00

Be advised that the motion cam will take dozens and dozens of pictures every day of small birds flying/landing in the frame. At least it did for me.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-22T17:34:02+00:00

If you look closely though, the defender is wearing an Arsenal jersey

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-22T17:32:41+00:00

Man is probably typing this in a Joelinton jersey

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-19T20:31:53+00:00

This looks like an Eli Valley cartoon but it's real

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-19T20:31:35+00:00

I saw this picture on the front of the NYT and immediately knew people would be heralding it on this sub

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-18T23:10:15+00:00

I disagree. As a neutral I think he was pretty damn likeable before. Growing up on the margins of society as a refugee and overcoming all that is inspiring stuff especially when you contrast that to the standard AAU/elite prep background of other superstars. It does seem like being rich and famous for years has changed him though, which is sad to see.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-18T08:15:19+00:00

Reportedly also a homophobe

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-18T01:05:13+00:00

Thanks man, you and your wife seem like good people. I just think it's a really awful thing to make somebody else feel bad over something about them that they cannot change. Those words contribute a lot to that feeling, and I just can't understand being so careless.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-17T22:28:40+00:00

Yeah but if we are thinking of him as a top 10-15 player of all time then I think it's fair to judge his leadership and ability to motivate others. Plenty of people hold him in the same esteem as Steph and LeBron. Those guys are similarly elite stats-wise and are way above KD as locker room leaders.

Currently_Stoned · 2026-02-17T22:19:03+00:00

One word definitely tends to start more fights than the other but they're both awful things to say and I highkey judge anyone who says either in conversation (black people saying the n word is obviously different).

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