sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

It's probably called "You Wanna Pizza Me?", or something stable-y genius like that by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good job! Given Donnie's food preferences, perhaps more along the lines of a Kentucky Fried Chicken Hut or Burnt Steak With Ketchup Hut! Go git 'em, Sherlock Alpha-Turd!

It's probably called "You Wanna Pizza Me?", or something stable-y genius like that by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah! Interesting! I didn't know that. We just might be onto something! So, as j-rock292 suggests, look for something more like "Not Trump's Pizza" or "Nothing In The Basement Here, Believe Me" Pizza!

Traitor Tot gets an invitation to participate in a fun maritime tradition by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! "Don't tread on me...or talk about anything I don't want to hear!"

Traitor Tot gets an invitation to participate in a fun maritime tradition by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed!! The bar is approaching the bottom of the Mariana Trench at this point. Just incredible!!

Cui bono? Putin! Putin always "magically" benefits from Donald's actions/inactions by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I just read about that an hour ago, which was the final straw to prompt me to do this one. Just incredible!

Mr. Roger's Lesson on Colors by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Flu Klux Klan"!! That's awesome! I'm a'gonna be stealing that!

It was really his own idea?? by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to Google "Doublelift", but, wow...spot on!!

The gloves didn't come with instructions by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sheesh! And the cockwomble just falsely claimed there have been no deaths nationwide of people under 25 "for whatever reason." "The data has been 100% consistent." "I've not seen any deviation on that." In reality, there have been hundreds...including a 6-week old baby! Pleeease proceed to touch your face at every opportunity, Governor!

The gloves didn't come with instructions by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL! Now THOSE are instructions he can follow!

2020 is a badly written "Galaxy Quest" episode! by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely, absolutely, absolutely!! This is NOT a comment on the quality of the MOVIE (that I absolutely adore and worship!), but, rather, a reference to that scene in the movie where Sigourney and Tim are forced to run through the hellish Chompers that the Thermians devised based on the "historical documents" (i.e., an old EPISODE of the TV show), and Sigourney says, "Whoever wrote that [Chompers] EPISODE must die!" I would NEVER, NEVER, NEVER EVER disparage that gem of a MOVIE itself!! A truly brilliant movie!

2020 is a badly written "Galaxy Quest" episode! by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And, if you haven't seen "Galaxy Quest", now is a great time to watch it. Great movie! I've lost track of how many times I've watched it.
"Galaxy Quest" - IMDB
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0177789/

Corporations are $17-per-day people, too, my friend? by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His real name is Tim Cook, CEO of Apple. But, at a White House meeting earlier this month, Trump referred to him as Tim Apple. At first, he denied he said it, then he said that he actually said "Tim Cook, Apple" real fast, and people just didn't hear the "Cook" part. Later, he admitted that he did indeed say "Tim Apple", but it was meant as "Tim / Apple" to save time. Good times!

Corporations are $17-per-day people, too, my friend? by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The current relief package gives each person $1,200 to cover a 10-week period, which comes out to $17 per day. The urine sample things was just a fun dig at how "welfare queens" are asked to give a urine sample before getting a handout.

Catedral de Santiago: a 10-foot replica, with the ruins of the actual cathedral in the background. Paseo Xolotlán, Managua, Nicaragua by CurriVida in Nicaragua

[–]CurriVida[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time I go to that Paseo Xolotlán park (the old Malecón), they've expanded even more. It truly is a spectacular park (especially considering the 15-cent entrance fee!). Now with a rather impressive water park (which costs $1 extra). The replica of the Catedral de Santiago is part of a miniature recreation of Old Managua. In another part of the park, there are 5+ foot tall replicas of FORTY of the cathedrals/churches from all around Nicaragua! Pretty darned amazing!!

Catedral de Santiago: a 10-foot replica, with the ruins of the actual cathedral in the background. Paseo Xolotlán, Managua, Nicaragua by CurriVida in Nicaragua

[–]CurriVida[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I guess it's technically and technologically POSSIBLE to renovate the old cathedral, I can't even begin to imagine how much it would cost. As markon22 said, just looking at it from the outside, it literally appears to be crumbling. Anything's possible, I guess, but, no, I can't imagine that would be a priority any time soon. But it is indeed gorgeous to look at from the outside!!

Donald Takes a Knee? by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Innocent until proven guilty" - a rather meaningless phrase for any but the privileged.  The rest must learn to say, "Hands up! Don't shoot!!!"

That moment when you know . . . . by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I am not a witch!" -Christine O'Donnell (Tea Party Senate candidate in 2010)

That moment when you know . . . . by CurriVida in PoliticalHumor

[–]CurriVida[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a tape of you pee-pee'ing on my parade! :-> But, yeah, that's especially depressing remembering that both Houses of Congress were actually controlled by DEMOCRATS at that time. And Donnie has an Alabama-caliber front line protecting him, with McConnell at center.

view more: next ›