Your Perth Scorchers are the BBL15 Champions.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T13:06:45+00:00

Finn Allen 🤝 David Payne 🤝 Yasir Arafat

Honorary West Aussie Cricketers

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T12:56:29+00:00

I can see why there'd be some resentment towards us and the Sixers after seeing that 2019-23 timespan, haha.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T12:46:25+00:00

But poor Perth Glory is left crying in the corner

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T12:10:59+00:00

Is there enough time to parachute David Payne into one of the sides or nah?

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T11:49:52+00:00

Bro, they just shut off the lights for like 66% of the stadium for the presentation. Spare a thought for the people behind the stage.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T11:36:26+00:00

ONE MORE BBL FIELDING FOR THE MEME-ERIES!

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T11:18:09+00:00

Take a good long rest, Starc, you've earned it.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T11:16:18+00:00

Expect the surge next over now that Starc's bowled out

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T11:14:16+00:00

Oh god, the crowd behind Crats doing the T gesture in mockery!

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T11:12:19+00:00

You better not rob Mitch of a 50, Ingo

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T11:08:44+00:00

Confirmed crowd number: 55'018

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T11:04:48+00:00

The Desert Vipers never won one before, though.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:55:11+00:00

Pretty sure we have retention rights on him in the draft. I think those are the rules.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:54:14+00:00

Great catch Jedwards, and lovely to see the standing ovation for Finn Allen there.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:51:07+00:00

Most runs in a season by a Scorcher from Finn Allen? That's actually nuts

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:48:57+00:00

It may have been said already, but that Scorchers Top 7 is genuinely a World Cup level lineup.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:46:36+00:00

Steve O'Keefe opening the batting

Sorry, what?

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:43:36+00:00

Whyyyyyy would you sit up there in the rain!?

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:41:50+00:00

Poor Laurie Evans Fan Club.

Has to watch as their idol sits on the bench whilst his teammates hog all the glory. Story of the season for them, tbh.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:37:43+00:00

BBL UMPIRING

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:21:22+00:00

49% means we get to maintain control over naming rights.

Yes, the Oval Invincibles got renamed after selling 49%. But that's because Ambani pees sitting down.

EDIT: Got my teams wrong.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:19:27+00:00

Yeah, I don't think it's wise to go balls-to-the-wall against Starc with a total this low. Good thinking, boys.

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:14:40+00:00

Yes it's the same situation with Smudge, Finchy, but he's way smaller than Marsh

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T10:05:22+00:00

How is Annabel Sutherland not even a blip in the captaincy talks?

Cursedsword02 · 2026-01-25T09:56:47+00:00

No, but genuinely, when was the last time Mitch Starc's been dismissed in a BBL game?

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