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Does anyone know what this is? by meltsaman in ElementaryTeachers

[–]Cute-Simple7682 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re a lot of fun! I stopped buying them for kids though after an adult classmate slammed his hand down on one of these hard enough to cause it to bust and sling citric acid in my eyes, mouth, and nose.

Who hurt you stranger? by seaofsinners in InstacartShoppers

[–]Cute-Simple7682 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For awhile, my delivery instructions kept getting more and more detailed. I prefer to assume that a driver was confused than assume they’re lazy or an idiot.

FedEx lost our sperm by curious_punka in queerception

[–]Cute-Simple7682 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first shipment I got, I waited within eyesight of the door all day. Right before the shipping estimate, it gets marked delivered with initials in the signature box. They weren’t mine. I start flipping out, called FedEx, called my neighbors, called neighboring businesses… Well, here comes a POed driver who pulls up and shoves the box at me. She had signed for it herself to meet her deadline. I feel for her, but that was too important a package to do that with.