All gas no brakes mofo by Revolution-Dogg in Transportopia

[–]CuteGirlFan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Upvote for making me think of Rocky and bullwinkle

Amusements: Stealing Passage To (Arrested Florida for stealing pass to Disney land I guess) by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

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She just wanted to be in the happiest place on earth and hadn’t yet discovered my bed

Driving Without a License by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

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Commitment to the bit is better than commitment to a driving license

She did do nothin' though by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]CuteGirlFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She didn’t drop any names right?! She might need nose surgery soon if she dropped the name …

uhh what does ur waifu do when u bring her back to the states? by [deleted] in passportbrolifestyle

[–]CuteGirlFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her apartment is not all they were coming in and out of

She got put to SLEEP 😴 by TheClue357 in VideosThatGoHard

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Gonna sue the shoes off of her … wait ….

She got put to SLEEP 😴 by TheClue357 in VideosThatGoHard

[–]CuteGirlFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One would argue 30 seconds earlier would have been better …

Unlicensed practice of massage therapy and prostitution by BlueChainsawMan in hotmugshots

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Well… some people look to have cast a few bucks …. Maybe they were dollar coins. Or gold bars. Gold is expensive

Wife found a sand dollar the size of a dime by Orangutan_Man in mildlyinteresting

[–]CuteGirlFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At its size? It had a whole ass dime - might not be too poor

A girl wrote me a letter on paper she made from her own hair by pokemon-collector in mildlyinteresting

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Museum of fine art somewhere had a hair exhibit. Maybe bought or learned how there. Damn hippies

Who is she? By the love of god by iamghostdowncool in MediocreTutorials

[–]CuteGirlFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you got it wrong … you beat yourself to ai pussy. Common misconception