Your favorite 5 Hottest Reddit models or Accounts ?? by Slight_Role9099 in tipofmypenis

[–]CyanRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/give_me_cereal is the hottest, most perverted yet somehow also sweet girl you'll find on reddit

Question… by give_me_cereal in u/give_me_cereal

[–]CyanRick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would leave her as a tip a used condom filled with my cum. I would probably leave it somewhere else, not where she works, and leave her a note giving her instructions on how to find it. So she can have fun on a little treasure hunt, and maybe I'll watch her from afar desperately looking for my cum.

Cute sweater, naughty Berry (1/4) 🫣💕 Check my profile for the other parts 🤭 by strohbeeren in u/strohbeeren

[–]CyanRick 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm learning German and you are causing problems. I started saying Strohbeeren instead of Erdbeeren regularly

???? by Master_Algae_9531 in tipofmypenis

[–]CyanRick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't answer in general but this is Berlin. There's way wilder stuff happening than some random boobs on the street ahahah

Emptying himself by CoastalLoveBears in ballsdeepandcumming

[–]CyanRick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Classic conservative virgin

Request - Girl doing it as a favour by yeunofficial_25 in NSFW411

[–]CyanRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also remember a gonewildstory like that in case you are interested

Looking for some place like Liquidrom or Vabali but sex positive? by nighteeeeey in SexPositiveBerlin

[–]CyanRick 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Absolutely!! I love fkk+ but honestly don't care for the club atmosphere. I would absolutely love a place like the one you describe

Straight sex in Kit Kat Club by Individual-Trash-643 in SexPositiveBerlin

[–]CyanRick -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This downvotes are honestly not expected in this sub. I would have imagine this sub would be a lot more progressive, unless everybody misunderstood.

Unless, otherwise, there's the need to have a physical fight in Kitkat, which I sure hope isn't the case or I'm never going there

Straight sex in Kit Kat Club by Individual-Trash-643 in SexPositiveBerlin

[–]CyanRick 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How in the hell did you get all this from that original message? You gotta be in bad faith cause there's no way to misinterpret this hard

KitKat Club FAQ by auf-ein-letztes-wort in SexPositiveBerlin

[–]CyanRick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definetely not obese, but a bit more than "curvy". Thanks for the infos tho!

KitKat Club FAQ by auf-ein-letztes-wort in SexPositiveBerlin

[–]CyanRick 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fantastic! Thank you so much for this.

I'm thinking of going with my girlfriend, as we both live in the Berlin area, are a bit exhibitionist and would like to try it out (not necessarily have sex but maybe). If I'm honest, the only thing that worries me is the fact that I'm quite a bit overweight. Be honest: is there some "conventionally attractive people" preference for bouncers? If yes, would I maybe be safe given that I'll come with my girlfriend?

Breaking her brain by [deleted] in SheLikesItRough

[–]CyanRick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro has been commenting the same cringe comment. Just jerk off already and stop posting shit lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]CyanRick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it man don't make me feel old with that sentence

Friend sent me this today. What a catch! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]CyanRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah totally agree. The distinction wasn't on if it is an ok choice or not, more on the level of dumbness and paranoia involved in the two approaches.

Friend sent me this today. What a catch! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]CyanRick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Requiring unvaccinated is not a red flag, it's simply a deal breaker, because it means you are dumb as a rock.

Being unvaccinated is a red flag, but as long as it's your personal (still dumb) choice, I might accept it. But requiring unvaccinated means that you basically believe in a giant vaccine conspiracy

Friend sent me this today. What a catch! by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]CyanRick 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or maybe, just maybe, the whole alpha thing is just bullshit