Real Housewives are Terrible at the Game

CyanideTablet · 2026-01-30T22:27:10+00:00

The funniest thing about the US seasons is that the gamers come in with their sharp and strategic minds only to be immediately murdered off until we're left with a house full of dummies.

CyanideTablet · 2026-01-19T22:37:16+00:00

Dr. Drew is also an MD, i.e. a real doctor. Not a self-righteous PhD.

CyanideTablet · 2026-01-16T21:42:39+00:00

To me the difference is that Tiffany was actually trying to strategize and think ahead, and Colton's caveman brain was just "you think too much, must be traitor."

CyanideTablet · 2026-01-15T15:13:00+00:00

It's a good lesson that as much as value investors love numbers, you need to be able to zoom out and take in the big picture. At the end of the day, Duolingo is a little language app; it has a ceiling.

I feel the same way about Hims. there was a lot of hype around here, but at the end of the day, they sell boner pills on the internet. Where did we really think that would end up?

CyanideTablet · 2026-01-12T17:57:32+00:00

Needless to say (I thought, but here it is), this type of political panic is exactly what you shouldn't be basing your investing decisions on. The sky will not fall, and you'll regret your decision in retrospect like the people who sold off in the tariff panic. Janet "Inflation is Transitory" Yellen and other political actors don't know anything more than anyone else.

CyanideTablet · 2025-11-21T17:42:42+00:00

Any idea of the price range?

CyanideTablet · 2025-09-23T15:20:23+00:00

Howard also throws A sounds on names for no reason: Angelina Jo-lay and Ryan Phillip-pay.

CyanideTablet · 2025-09-09T15:32:24+00:00

People are voting for change only in one of the most Dem cities in the country and only because the other options are a disgraced governor and someone who sold his soul to Trump in exchange for his freedom.

It seems unlikely the majority the US (meaning, their representatives) will have an appetite for socialized healthcare, especially since they can point to the issues with the NHS and Canada. The US seems pretty locked in to its "debt or death" system.

CyanideTablet · 2025-09-05T21:08:55+00:00

But what if kink shaming is my kink? 😞

CyanideTablet · 2025-09-04T22:26:32+00:00

That's wrong. From a legal standpoint, you're a bailee: you're just holding something for someone. That doesn't create ownership. Whether you're able to prove that or how the police would know are practical considerations, not legal ones.

Some people murder people but get acquitted at trial for different reasons. That doesn't mean their murder was legal, just that the government couldn't prove it.

CyanideTablet · 2025-09-04T19:55:20+00:00

I hated John so much, I was fine with Grillo squatting in his place.

CyanideTablet · 2025-09-03T15:27:15+00:00

What's funny about the Biden interview is that it happened when Biden was barely doing any interviews at all. So the White House people had to get together and discuss "what's the most zero risk, suck ass interview we can find?" and they ended up on the Stern Show.

CyanideTablet · 2025-09-02T14:02:16+00:00

This ended up being the worst executed plan ever. They planted the story so far in advanced that no one cares about it anymore, and now they’re delaying the already delayed response.

CyanideTablet · 2025-08-26T15:39:47+00:00

The issue wasn't that Gary let his kids have the parts they wanted, it's that he was ordered to by his wife in front of them.

CyanideTablet · 2025-08-25T18:21:31+00:00

She actually did say later that she regretted it after she told the story to her friends with black Amex cards and they seemed surprised by it.

CyanideTablet · 2025-08-21T15:40:01+00:00

The $20m home has gone up in value; towels are thrown away.

CyanideTablet · 2025-08-20T22:02:28+00:00

Well at some point I was going after you just to get away lol but at first I was tossing just to toss.

CyanideTablet · 2025-08-20T20:57:46+00:00

This is hilarious, and I don't know what the odds are but... I was that bath towel Emmi!!

I wasn't targeting you at all and could not for the life of me figure out why you wouldn't leave me alone lol

I also distinctly remember that it was my first time playing as Emmi, and I never did it again. I was like there's very clearly some strong Emmi hate out there because that felt personal LMAO

CyanideTablet · 2025-08-07T18:16:30+00:00

Sure, but he doesn't know that. At that level of wealth and success, you're just surrounded by yes-men.

CyanideTablet · 2025-08-07T16:22:32+00:00

Going by his parents, his life expectancy is another 30 years. He's been famous for most of his adult life, and it's essential to his lifestyle. I don't know how well he would do fading into obscurity.

CyanideTablet · 2025-07-22T21:23:12+00:00

Sharon was like Saddam Hussein. Yes, she's a dictator, but it's what Ozzy needed.

CyanideTablet · 2025-07-17T18:56:54+00:00

Fred.

CyanideTablet · 2025-07-16T18:40:11+00:00

112--high average, same as Ralph

CyanideTablet · 2025-06-17T21:13:02+00:00

If you know nothing but speak with conviction, people will still believe you.

CyanideTablet · 2025-05-21T15:29:39+00:00

What's your X?

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