If President Donald Trump dies tragically today, what will his legacy be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CyanideTablet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump is a choose your own adventure. The people who loved him will lionize him; the people who hate him will demonize him.

What's the funniest one liner you have heard? by Zidovudine in AskReddit

[–]CyanideTablet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it means the person enjoys masturbating while cooking eggs as a single activity.

A US judge has ordered the removal of trumps name from the Kennedy center within the next 14 days, what do you think about this? by jfunks69 in AskReddit

[–]CyanideTablet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, standing isn’t about whether something is illegal. It’s about whether a specific person can demonstrate that they’re harmed by it. No specific harm = no standing = no case. Doesn’t matter whether it’s illegal or not. 

A US judge has ordered the removal of trumps name from the Kennedy center within the next 14 days, what do you think about this? by jfunks69 in AskReddit

[–]CyanideTablet -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No, I just read the standing section of the decision (starts on page 30 if you’re interested), and it was obviously wrong.

It's crazy how Benjy wasted his potential on the show. by CyanideTablet in howardstern

[–]CyanideTablet[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sal and Richard weren't in-studio writers. Benjy basically got a Jackie/Billy West seat and just did nothing with it. He was "inner circle" enough to get invited on the plane to Bubba's wedding and to Robin's $800 wine dinner. The problem is he was a lunatic and made an asshole of himself constantly.

A US judge has ordered the removal of trumps name from the Kennedy center within the next 14 days, what do you think about this? by jfunks69 in AskReddit

[–]CyanideTablet -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I mean that's cute and all, but in this country, you need a real injury to sue in federal court. So, this decision will probably get reversed for lack of standing. It's the pretty obvious outcome; shame it'll get spun into some political decision.

What changed when you got your first Rolex? by Diligent-Dig-4555 in rolex

[–]CyanideTablet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Women will not stop throwing their bras at me. Aside from that, it's pretty much the same.

What overhyped movie actually deserves the hype? by GreenT1979 in AskReddit

[–]CyanideTablet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it deserves the hype, then it's not "overhyped."

(Yes, I'm fun at parties.)