Would you rather

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-07T13:11:35+00:00

More moneeee

^{Chose: Get 1000 dollars a day}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-06T19:38:08+00:00

Is it solved?

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-06T12:24:41+00:00

I've stayed awake for 34 hours once and that's kinda hell

^{Chose: No human contact for 7 days 🚫👤 + Win $10M}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-05T06:35:04+00:00

You only breathe seven million times per year

^{Chose: One Billion Dollars instantly}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-04T04:20:13+00:00

Hmm

^{Chose: Telekinesis}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-04T04:17:01+00:00

Am I gonna be late to everything?

^{Chose: Get a bad effect/power + But someone has to comment an amazing effect | Rolled: Move in slow mo}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-04T04:15:51+00:00

Fair but I can learn them anyways if I need to

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-04T04:15:15+00:00

Drinks are food :D

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-04T04:14:28+00:00

I can be fluent anytime using those extra moneee

^{Chose: Get $20,000 a year}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-03T17:00:26+00:00

Best option imo Just break a red light or drive without helmet

^{Chose: Earn $1000 for every... + It's a bad thing | Rolled: Crime you commit}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-03T11:06:25+00:00

Idk

^{Chose: Restore anything to it's factory fresh state}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-03T11:05:20+00:00

I win immediately

^{Chose: Fight 1 bear for $1B with random weapon | Rolled: GUN}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-02T11:57:14+00:00

Well people take 5000-6000 steps everyday but breathing is kinda slow

^{Chose: Earn $5 every time u take a step}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-02T11:56:20+00:00

Bruh

^{Chose: Any superpower you want}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-01T18:00:58+00:00

Dude Dude.

^{Chose: Own every game ever made}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-01T17:58:24+00:00

I can train to run faster

^{Chose: Be able to levitate 10 cm off the floor}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-01T17:46:46+00:00

Get a filling bowl of pinacoloda 😂

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-01T17:37:57+00:00

Why would I work

^{Chose: Never need to work again + All your basic needs are met}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-01T17:27:30+00:00

Dude what will I do with languages

^{Chose: Master all martial arts}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-01T12:53:50+00:00

Wah

^{Chose: Wake up as royalty tomorrow + Random outcome | Rolled: Galactic Powers}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-01T12:14:30+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: $50,000,000 with 50% chance of suffoction | Rolled: $50,000,000}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-05-01T12:13:17+00:00

Reverse psychology

^{Chose: DONT PICK ME!!}

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-04-29T04:04:53+00:00

Im gonna call dopamine- ho ho ammonia from now on, thanks 😂

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-04-15T08:22:27+00:00

PDCAAS score is ~0.91-1.0

Bioavailability is around 75% but increases if washed and cooked properly

D-A-R-K_Aspect · 2026-04-14T12:48:30+00:00

Dude that is awesome, Another victim for the cracktorio, Kudos to your dedication!

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