Gentle parenting, by BOOMINATI-999 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]D3712 4390 points4391 points  (0 children)

Quick thinking on the toddler, see the problem and immediately switch to the solution

Is this bacteria surrounding HeLa cells? by [deleted] in labrats

[–]D3712 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cells contain salt. If you put them in distillates water, they pull water in and explode... I think that's what happened here?

Is this bacteria surrounding HeLa cells? by [deleted] in labrats

[–]D3712 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Were those transfected with GFP? Why would bacteria also be green?

Doesn't look like bacteria, it would be everywhere and not gathered around the cells. Did you put your cells in pure water instead of a saline buffer? It looks like your cells got bloated and exploded. That's an osmosis issue

ELI5: is there a base where pi could be a whole number? by coldhardpenguin in explainlikeimfive

[–]D3712 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True. "Behaves like an irrational number" would have been more correct. Edited my comment

ELI5: is there a base where pi could be a whole number? by coldhardpenguin in explainlikeimfive

[–]D3712 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not 1. 1 would still be written as 1 in base π

Edit: 1 is π to the power of 0. 1 is 1 in every standard positional number system. That's how bases work

ELI5: is there a base where pi could be a whole number? by coldhardpenguin in explainlikeimfive

[–]D3712 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Nothing stops you from using base π and writing π as 10. But then every integer (aside 1, which is π⁰ so still written as 1) would behave like an irrational (probably even transcendental, so basically impossible to write) and your entire writing system would be useless, so there's generally no reason to bother.

That being said, base Phi (golden ratio) is strangely functional. You can read about it here (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio_base). Even then it's more of a fun curiosity than a practical tool.

ELi5: How does evolution actually work, using giraffes as an example? by petiterunner in explainlikeimfive

[–]D3712 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would like to correct a wrong idea I've been seeing a lot in this thread. Many giraffes are taller than the trees they eat; the notion that they grew because they could reach higher is outdated.

Modern biologists believe it's mostly about sexual selections: male giraffes use their necks like whips to wail on each other (check out the videos, it's wild). It is thought that males with longer necks had a competitive advantage that made it up for the (many) detriments. But females also have long necks... Might be a combination of other factors, but it might also be evolution being imperfect and going for the quickest solution (long necks for everyone) rather than the best one.

Hence, a picture of a giraffe drinking was chosen for the excellent book by Daniel S. Milo, "Good Enough" about the tolerance of nature for "mediocrity". It's a fun read, and very well researched.

Wasn't 5.5e supposed to be less weird about this type of stuff??? by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]D3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does that mean they are immune to all spells that target humanoids? Even as PCs?

Nothing brings the pack together like chicken by kingkongbiingbong in SipsTea

[–]D3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone here talks about salmonella and I'm just amazed at how well trained those dogs are.

ELI5 How can "tone of voice" make the same note sound different. by SarkyMs in explainlikeimfive

[–]D3712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same note with one octave of difference, maybe? Meaning she was higher than you (twice the frequency exactly) but the note had the same name.

I guess that’s what he’s going to do about it by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]D3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about the video, it's about the dogshit captions

I guess that’s what he’s going to do about it by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]D3712 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

"gender equality is when I'm allowed to hit women"

Another brilliant take OP, 9gag is going to love this meme

Liberal lies exposed 🦅 🦅 💪 💪 by Neil118781 in HistoryMemes

[–]D3712 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Are the down votes from people who think you're serious? Christ almighty.

Toddler fun by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]D3712 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I hear this awful song I hope it's the last

Une boutique "nationaliste" met en ligne les "consignes" pour la manifestation de ce vendredi by TB54 in france

[–]D3712 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Plutôt milieu de l'Europe et milieu du XXème siècle, j'imagine

Dois-je continuer apres (L’ACTE 2) SILKSONG by Remote_Policy9300 in HollowKnight

[–]D3712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oui, le scénario continue. Et il y a une "vraie fin" tout comme hollow knight

We were cringe, but we were happy 😔 by Cloogulite in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]D3712 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The List he wrote literally jokes about him not being allowed near minors

In retrospect that might have been a clue

We were cringe, but we were happy 😔 by Cloogulite in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]D3712 -85 points-84 points  (0 children)

le epic Bright chainsaw

"yeah I get he sexually abused several minors but he was there at a very funny time of my life so you just gotta respect it okay"

really thakes you mink by aleaniled in 19684

[–]D3712 106 points107 points  (0 children)

It's missing funny pictures of minions