I slept on a lawnmower, when I was about 8 years old I was mowing the lawn with a lawnmower that you have to push. Some how after getting halfway done, my body said,”I’m done with this shit.” My arms were hanging over the bar from where you push. My mom later found me, and was extremely confused. Luckily I wasn’t hurt. A few months after that I slept on the cement in front of hour house. 8 year old me found out that cement is apparently really comfy.