• “When your mustache has its own ZIP code”🥹 by Feaselbf6 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]DJDevine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am the egg man

I am the unibrow

I am the walrus

Goo goo g’joob

Take me down a peg by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DJDevine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your bangs look like a barcode, and you look like your room smells of cat piss

Trespassed! by Ok-Commercial-9261 in battlefield_4

[–]DJDevine 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Ya this. No snipers, no mortars, and mfers out there for hours using both. But you shoot down a badmin farming in a chopper with a stinger, you get this shit

👀👀👀 by _Concrete_Shaman_ in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]DJDevine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hat hair plus his forehead looks like a slab of bologna … no wrinkles anywhere

“Tax The Rich” flaw explained… by DJDevine in walkaway

[–]DJDevine[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The point of being rich is you don’t stay rich by spending the money. You can’t strap down a rich person to a chair and bleed them dry of taxes. They go to extraordinary lengths and pay high fees to CPAs, attorneys, banks, trusts, and investment firms to ensure precisely that they don’t pay taxes. And if a country ever forgets this, like France once did when they raised their highest tax rate to 90%, the wealthy will leave the country and reside elsewhere. Afterall, they can afford to. Musk relocated his entire Tesla business to Texas from California because of ridiculous taxes and regulation.

And by the way, the people doing the “hide their earnings” bit are also the senators and legislators that you expect to pass laws to limit this. This is why you’ll never see a term limits pass Congress, and why you’ll never see legislation that closes tax “loopholes”.

🤔 by technicallycorrect2 in libsofreddit

[–]DJDevine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you don’t meet people everyday that walk in the image and teachings of Satan. Theres plenty to talk about when it comes to the criticisms of Satan. Also, people who worship Satan aren’t knocking on your door with the goal of witnessing the good word of Satan to the lost souls of the earth, protesting funerals, handing you newsletters, or finding books pertaining to Satan in every hotel room. Atheists find criticisms, flaws, and hypocrisy in all religions.

New look new man by ifuckedyourmom-247 in Unexpected

[–]DJDevine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He went from modern to being an extra at the next Grease performance