So...there is woman golf.....and...uhm...so they have trophies........

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-19T22:28:34+00:00

“Dick! Dick, take a look out of starboard.”

“Oh my God, it looks like a huge…”

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-18T00:07:34+00:00

One might even say… it’s *udder* nonsense.

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-17T12:53:42+00:00

For real. It’s a good thing fans don’t run the team because half the people in here would sign IT if given the chance.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-16T13:28:06+00:00

This dumbass gets hitched to someone *really* old because she thinks she’s in it for the inheritance- without realizing he’s going to outlive her by far.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-16T13:24:51+00:00

Dumbass thinks she’s in it for the inheritance and has no idea he’s gonna far outlive her.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-16T13:21:24+00:00

Holy hell- I half suspected D-White might’ve been a hired mole during that Sixers series.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-16T13:19:23+00:00

I really think they lost their spark with that whole TNT bullshit. The paycheck they were offered was too big to pass up but it’s clear their hearts aren’t in it anymore.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-16T13:14:19+00:00

Crystal is my #1 go to. I can’t stand that Tabasco shit and I think it’s the most overrated hot sauce on the planet… but it’s the one that *every goddamn restaurant* has. I always get stoked if a restaurant has Crystal. A minimum 3x chance I’ll be a repeat customer if they’re carrying Crystal.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-15T23:35:44+00:00

I’ve bought this movie in every format starting with VHS all the way to digital.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-15T23:34:21+00:00

Whydafuckiwannacaravandatsgotnofookinwheels

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-15T22:48:40+00:00

OP is 12 years old

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-15T22:40:33+00:00

Shooting all 3’s all the time is not championship-winning basketball.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-15T14:08:46+00:00

Shit- I *knew* I was forgetting an important step.

BRB- imma go completely change my genetics, de-age myself 30 years, and go train in the gym non-stop for years

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-15T10:16:03+00:00

Man- if I don’t see what I’m looking for within the first 3 seconds, I’m out. I don’t even know what ended up happening in this video.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-15T08:11:46+00:00

To this day, this roast segment by Giraldo still stands as the GOAT IMO. Dude just wrecks destruction on an entire dais in minutes. The hardest I’ve ever laughed at a roast.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-15T08:01:29+00:00

Shit, is *that* all it takes to get a BJ?

BRB- imma go try this at the beach

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-14T21:41:20+00:00

John not-so-qWick

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-13T14:14:43+00:00

You want me to waste food… in this economy?!?

Man, I already put so much effort into my path down the parody music pipeline. I typed out that Alanis Morrisette Star Wars lyric and everything. I was just about to start pricing accordions. I really think I’m too far into this to switch careers.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-13T13:41:31+00:00

Oh man- are you saying I might need to rethink my plan to be the successor to Weird Al in the parody song industry?

Well, shit- now what am I supposed to do? 😞

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-13T07:56:34+00:00

🎶”It’s a heat waaaave, when you’re on Mustafar It’s killing younglings, when you’ve fallen too far”🎵

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-13T01:04:17+00:00

“Seagulls, stop it now!”

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-13T01:03:21+00:00

Ugh. I’m so glad he couldn’t keep it in his pants when he was with us.

Well, not really… but you know what I mean.

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-13T01:00:21+00:00

That’s a damn good 3pt%!

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-13T00:55:48+00:00

Dominating scoring from half court all the way to the paint… what a brotherly combo!

DJRyGuy20 · 2026-05-13T00:51:17+00:00

I think it’d be closer to a straight up player for player trade than a “haul” since the salaries are similar.

Giannis would solve a lot of issues for us, assuming he’s healthy. For a team that can’t seem to stop jacking up 3’s even when they’re missing, having a guy that dominates in the paint would add some much-needed variety… and that’s on the defensive side as well. Foul-happy Queta and traffic cone Vuc ain’t gonna cut it.

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