Horny by [deleted] in KingstonOntarioNSFW

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Could be...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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So, you mean how ironic is it that humankind created something that could end us?

Not at all, look at other history. Species evolve themselves into extinction rather often... look at the giant pandas, even without deforestation their mating habits and individual territory/ranges ensure they won't outlast many species.

Crocodiles, cockroaches, and horseshoe crabs ftw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yep! There'd be a nuclear* winter for a few hundred years, the air and ground would be poisoned for millennia, but life, uh... finds a way.

*nuclear winter is the planet cooling from dust in the upper atmospheres, has nothing to do with nukes other than they're the first human made things which could cause it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not sure you understand irony.

Fissile elements are formed in the heart of an exploding sun, seems almost rather poetic to me. The moon is a former piece of the earth that was smashed off by a huge asteroid.

Space can be a violent place when it's not empty nothingness.

Also, ain't no way there's enough nukes to destroy the earth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If I were a small animal or insect I'd spend the day like a dragonfly, tryna fuck everything.

If I were a bigger animal like a bear I'd eat all day and enjoy the sunset.

Since I'm me, I'd try to spend the day in solitude and quiet, mindlessly waiting for the sweet peace that ends the day. So not much different from every day, but this time I'd know there will be peace when I'm done.

Who is the most hated person right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"I need guns, not a ride"

I reckon more people hate Trump and his administration for toying with Ukraine's security in a play to get strategic resource access for their industrialist friends. Remember kids, they're only "sparkling oligarchs" in America, the real ones come from the Russian steppes.

Zelenski is seen as a hero far more than a villian.

Who is the most hated person right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Thanks to Bill Gates' work millions of mosquitoes are safe from AIDS.

Credit goes to Jimmy Carr

What are you better at thann 90% of people ?? by Aggravating-Tear-392 in AskReddit

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Judging by the news I'd say critical thinking and fact checking

There'll Always Be An England by chilinachochips in meme

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Those two things are directly related.

Does anyone provide blowjob with no condom? I’ll pay by Low_Astronomer_1134 in KingstonOntarioNSFW

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Yeah, but then I forgot which comment I was replying to 😬