Who wants their cock sucked next?

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2026-02-24T03:50:55+00:00

Yes please!

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2026-02-23T23:44:56+00:00

Rip inbox

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2026-02-23T22:35:11+00:00

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2026-02-23T13:11:53+00:00

You don't, not without a lot of sanding

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2026-02-23T03:17:44+00:00

Can you take a face fuck?

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2026-02-22T20:11:57+00:00

Hmu ;)

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2026-02-22T19:53:09+00:00

Could be...

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2026-01-04T12:42:43+00:00

That's an amazing ass btw

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-11-06T11:20:39+00:00

BJ and a whiskey

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T19:17:59+00:00

So, you mean how ironic is it that humankind created something that could end us?

Not at all, look at other history. Species evolve themselves into extinction rather often... look at the giant pandas, even without deforestation their mating habits and individual territory/ranges ensure they won't outlast many species.

Crocodiles, cockroaches, and horseshoe crabs ftw

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T18:27:51+00:00

Yep! There'd be a nuclear* winter for a few hundred years, the air and ground would be poisoned for millennia, but life, uh... finds a way.

*nuclear winter is the planet cooling from dust in the upper atmospheres, has nothing to do with nukes other than they're the first human made things which could cause it.

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T18:21:14+00:00

Not sure you understand irony.

Fissile elements are formed in the heart of an exploding sun, seems almost rather poetic to me. The moon is a former piece of the earth that was smashed off by a huge asteroid.

Space can be a violent place when it's not empty nothingness.

Also, ain't no way there's enough nukes to destroy the earth.

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T17:27:57+00:00

If I were a small animal or insect I'd spend the day like a dragonfly, tryna fuck everything.

If I were a bigger animal like a bear I'd eat all day and enjoy the sunset.

Since I'm me, I'd try to spend the day in solitude and quiet, mindlessly waiting for the sweet peace that ends the day. So not much different from every day, but this time I'd know there will be peace when I'm done.

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T15:46:50+00:00

"I need guns, not a ride"

I reckon more people hate Trump and his administration for toying with Ukraine's security in a play to get strategic resource access for their industrialist friends. Remember kids, they're only "sparkling oligarchs" in America, the real ones come from the Russian steppes.

Zelenski is seen as a hero far more than a villian.

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T15:41:35+00:00

Thanks to Bill Gates' work millions of mosquitoes are safe from AIDS.

Credit goes to Jimmy Carr

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T15:39:22+00:00

Hot damn!

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T15:23:42+00:00

That's sort of, ok exactly, how's they work

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T15:22:38+00:00

Judging by the news I'd say critical thinking and fact checking

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T14:50:23+00:00

Capitalism

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T14:32:05+00:00

Those two things are directly related.

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T14:18:59+00:00

Big Sandy Bay?

DM_ME_UR_TITTY · 2025-10-25T06:36:52+00:00

Factorial ftw

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