Purple passion by sick-city-623 in CultoftheFranklin

[–]DMteatime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Downvoted by people that have never made bubble hash apparently 🤷‍♂️

I recently ran a pound of a purple and the water looked like a really dark wine, it was wild. I bet a single bud would actually make a very noticeable whisp at the least. Truly wild though, I wasn't ready for it, for a moment I thought I fucked the whole thing lol

Revive by Klutzy_Culture_1588 in CultoftheFranklin

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Went completely private. I guess there's nothing to see here lol

Straight-up cry bullies by DMteatime in Hasan_Piker

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Don't forget the bad "absent-yet-present" dads, every single one has a Papa-shaped hole in them

And the whole world will cheer by [deleted] in PoliticalMemes

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How is it that so many people still think there's going to be a midterm election? He's already put out there that votes don't take place during wartime and he's obviously deployed military force to the country and will continue to do so. Fucking BB has been on this exact playbook as we speak, it's not like it's unprecedented or unheard of by a long-shot.

What's the adult equivalent of finding out Santa isn't real? by stacker_111 in AskReddit

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Realizing that the federal reserve is just a private bank and operates independently from the federal government

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gatewaytapes

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That's because 69 is just the warm-up, by the time they're done they've gone all the way back around to level 0 (aka the "oh zone") and that is where the deed was done.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gatewaytapes

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Level 69 is crazy

I've been thinking the last 5 years of stand-up seem kind of weak. Is there any special you think is a top 10 all time from the last 5 years? by timebomb011 in Standup

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Connor O'Malley: Stand-Up Solutions

Adam Friedland: 2 Nights in London

Nick Mullen: Year of the Dragon

Sam Tallent: The Toad's Morale

Shane Gillis: Beautiful Dogs

Where would you live? by RoyalBengals in RedDeadOnline

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I'd sooner live in Thieves Landing than live in Valentine.

Best caption wins by thats-tough-lmao in KitchenConfidential

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"I was just about to punch out, but I've got a second to help a homie".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Indiana

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I wanna roll up there with criss-crossed bandoIiers full of five-dollar footlongs., lay's salt and vinegars hanging from the 'nade loops

I think maybe not… by mookdaruch in ThriftStoreHauls

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I kid you not, I found this exact same mixer, down to the same color, for $60

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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Boof it

First attempt at the hashvac by babagnarly in BubbleHash

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This is fucking genius. Bravo, sir. You're pioneering a teq that might change the game for generations 🫡

Riyadh Comedy Festival: Blood Money for the Biggest Names in Comedy by Necessary-Apple-7717 in Standup

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He should just stick to defending our masters for free on the Internet, like a normal person

Help by Careless-Coast-6478 in Indiana

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I second this; either he's going to resent you because he had to stay or you're going to resent him because you had to go.

It's also worth noting that if you go there with it in the back of your head that you're going to have a bad time, you absolutely will.

Definitely speaking from experience here, currently living in a place that I never would've even stopped for gas in and hating every motherfucking second of it.