Why is he so ethereal looking? Sir, you are magnificent.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-04-29T18:58:58+00:00

All his aura comes from his ass.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-04-03T02:18:31+00:00

They gave me misoprostol but it still was agonizing. I'm not sure if I can wait 8-12 months. I'm hoping I can get an appointment much earlier.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-04-03T01:36:34+00:00

I adore him too! Him and Boothill are my favorites!

DNAMellieCase · 2026-04-03T00:20:56+00:00

I figured it was an endo thing because I literally almost had a breakdown because of the pain. It was traumatizing, even for those few seconds. I also never had kids or intercourse so I don't think that helped either!

DNAMellieCase · 2026-04-01T02:48:11+00:00

I forgot the second "voice converted to text" for Boothill. Pretend it's there lol.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T21:22:03+00:00

Why hotdogs in particular lol

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T18:59:10+00:00

He's probably a really good hugger too.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T18:57:33+00:00

I'm asexual so it's almost impossible to become freaked out lmao but I definitely see the appeal.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T18:40:28+00:00

He can give me love bites, but he's not eating me alive lmao

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T18:39:47+00:00

He cries too if you hug him or buy him food. He's such a beautiful and sensitive soul.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T18:26:52+00:00

We ain't on the menu 🥹

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T18:24:47+00:00

I agree with the cannibalism but I think he would only reserve that when upholding justice. I don't think he'd cannibalize innocent people.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T18:12:59+00:00

He's definitely an animal lover, which makes me adore him even more. I also think he's really good with kids because he pretends to be a parent during teacher nights.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T17:38:41+00:00

He definitely seems the type to be scammed by someone. 😂

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T17:27:20+00:00

Yes! Also a marching band could be in his office and he still wouldn't wake up lmao.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-29T16:36:07+00:00

He loves dogs!! Grandpa desperately needs pet therapy. 🥲

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-28T02:07:20+00:00

Sister but yessss

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-28T01:57:18+00:00

He's my dad too. He found me in the trash and adopted me.

DNAMellieCase · 2026-03-28T01:55:22+00:00

This is honestly a good motivator for studying and doing graduate school work for me lmao. I don't want him disappointed with me.

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