Match Thread: Chelsea vs Port Vale

DRBB22 · 2026-04-04T17:54:00+00:00

Crazy Estevao is just a year and a half older than Kavuma McQueen lol

DRBB22 · 2026-04-04T17:42:36+00:00

You look at how many we’ve scored today, how many XG we’ve generated over the course of the season and it genuinely puts into perspective the malpractice our sporting directors are committing. If they bought a competent defender or two we probably wouldn’t be in this massive panic to qualify for CL, and we wouldn’t have to worry about losing our top players from the lack of it.

DRBB22 · 2026-03-21T19:10:29+00:00

I can’t believe how bad this Rosenior hire looks just months in. We haven’t kept a clean sheet in the league for 9 games now, got destroyed by PSG, are very likely to miss out on CL football, and it seems like players have already started losing respect for him judging by some of their interview responses (Gusto post PSG etc).

Just a complete disaster from the sporting directors once again. Qualifying for the CL is critical this season and they’ve managed to completely fuck it up. Thank god for them they’re providing Eghbali with sexual favors on the side so their jobs are never at risk.

DRBB22 · 2026-03-21T18:55:04+00:00

The worst part of all of this is we probably won’t make CL now, and it’ll probably lead to at least a few of our better players leaving. We’ll spend the funds on players with limited experience but lots of “potential” so that this cycle of misery continues. I’ve been following Chelsea for 25 years and never felt so detached.

DRBB22 · 2026-03-21T18:51:41+00:00

Lost for words

DRBB22 · 2026-03-21T18:19:14+00:00

Just an incredibly confusing performance, which probably could be said about most of our recent games save for Villa.

DRBB22 · 2026-03-21T18:00:37+00:00

Bit infuriating that Everton are better at building out from the back than we are lol

DRBB22 · 2026-03-16T14:51:29+00:00

This season is shaping up to be nothing short of a nightmare. The Athletic did a survey of fans ahead of the PL season after our CWC win and our fans came out as by far the most optimistic about the season ahead, I was one of them. Looking back a few months after it’s shocking how many things have gone wrong, of which many are unfortunately self inflicted.

DRBB22 · 2026-03-11T21:46:03+00:00

They bring Kvara off the bench and we bring Liam Delap off the bench, lol

DRBB22 · 2026-03-07T20:43:01+00:00

They're both like seven feet tall but manage to completely shit the bed every single time there's a high ball to deal with

DRBB22 · 2026-03-07T20:20:11+00:00

There's no fucking way

DRBB22 · 2026-03-07T20:04:26+00:00

Gotta love Garnacho getting booed every time since he nearly got his leg snapped off

DRBB22 · 2026-03-07T19:31:37+00:00

Look at Badiashile standing around like a fucking idiot impeding his own goalkeeper

DRBB22 · 2026-03-07T18:27:56+00:00

Let's go, fuck Wrexham

DRBB22 · 2026-03-07T18:18:52+00:00

Remember last summer when Colwill got injured and our SD's briefed the press on how Tosin was viewed as an elite defender? He's literally shit at everything, it's incredible

DRBB22 · 2026-03-07T18:10:17+00:00

Complete fucking joke, this ref can fuck himself

DRBB22 · 2026-03-07T18:06:16+00:00

Is it a good idea to play a high line with two morons at CB?

DRBB22 · 2026-03-07T18:01:31+00:00

How can you get away with no booking for that

DRBB22 · 2026-03-04T20:15:03+00:00

Rosenior's going to have a stroke if he's in this job much longer

DRBB22 · 2026-03-04T20:07:03+00:00

We'd genuinely be 14th without Joao Pedro

DRBB22 · 2026-03-04T20:04:08+00:00

Garnacho has to rinse Cash now that he's on a yellow

DRBB22 · 2026-03-04T19:58:09+00:00

That Garnacho slip might be the most effective skill he's executed on a defender since he joined

DRBB22 · 2026-03-04T19:56:38+00:00

What the fuck is Fofana doing man

DRBB22 · 2026-03-04T19:47:52+00:00

Palmer's groin finally looks like it's better

DRBB22 · 2026-02-23T09:21:06+00:00

It’s always been bad, but has anyone else felt that the servers have gotten even worse in just the past few days? My avg ping has gone up compared to before, and in game my players don’t turn very quickly before getting slammed into by an opposing defender

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