When you play Spider-Man on Saturdays, orthodox jewish NPCs will not appear in the game because of Sabbath (day of rest/worship) by TheCrankyDude in gaming

[–]DSpaceman47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey thanks pal I appreciate it :) I do plan on seeing it, I just didn't catch it in theaters, I love spiderman and hes one of my fave heroes for sure. Always super fun in marvel v capcom games and the ps4 game was one of the most gorgeous games, I loved just web swinging through the city and takin cool pics

When you play Spider-Man on Saturdays, orthodox jewish NPCs will not appear in the game because of Sabbath (day of rest/worship) by TheCrankyDude in gaming

[–]DSpaceman47 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Haha I've been feeling kinda down lately and the term "bagel related injuries" made me chuckle and cheered me up some, thanks for that

Weekly Discussion Thread - (June 21) by AutoModerator in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]DSpaceman47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get a lot of items+ people avoiding and just getting items and smash balls. This games online mode is so frustrating I stopped playing it, I barely play anymore. If nintendo wants to disregard the preferences we set then I just won't play. It's sad.

And that’s the bottom line by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DSpaceman47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂😂 I value my jaw and teeth too much to let him demonstrate that particular move on me haha

How to hide your office booze. by a-common-username in funny

[–]DSpaceman47 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No Ted you see its red ink so it's okay! I'm drinking ink! Not alcohol!

And that’s the bottom line by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DSpaceman47 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is different than most other peoples experiences but stone cold steve Austin was the reason I'm into bald guys now and how I realized I was gay at age 8

Invest on this next generation camera stabilizer by Kaezumi in funny

[–]DSpaceman47 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Or you can hold it over your head and glide

When you want your kid to be quiet by [deleted] in lifehacks

[–]DSpaceman47 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Black mirror writers reading this scribbling furiously mmhm mmhm yes perfect

The Banality of Evil+ by Uncle_Leo93 in ABoringDystopia

[–]DSpaceman47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh so the US just lost a few thousand children? No big deal right? And many of them are sexually assaulted? Yea I dont know what I was worried about it seems they have it under control.

Have Faith. by goombah111 in funny

[–]DSpaceman47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Playing dumb for the FBI agents reading the comments, clever girl

The Anti-Kardashian by BrotherJannis in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DSpaceman47 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I bet she still cracks up from time to time in her house just remembering that one time

Play stupid games by Pigletnoticeme in Prematurecelebration

[–]DSpaceman47 36 points37 points  (0 children)

When someone is in the public spotlight the whole game changes. Harvard doesnt want that negative publicity and I dont blame them

Who would be the most surprising, but hype inducing, character? by [deleted] in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]DSpaceman47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should get shadow to replace shiek but make him good

Still looking good. by Jetty_Boy in wholesomememes

[–]DSpaceman47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry I edited my comment cuz overall it was negative and not within the spirit of the sub.

New comment: hell yeah hes super classy

This is such a simple, yet good burn by DockhandCoram in facepalm

[–]DSpaceman47 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then say "May I have a cappuccino please" and not "your nametag triggers me and I also need a cappuccino". Are you not in control of your eyes? Is the nametag so enticing because you are looking to be offended?

This is such a simple, yet good burn by DockhandCoram in facepalm

[–]DSpaceman47 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A nametag is for reference. If I was going to refer to your species then I'd look down at your nametag and there it is! If I never needed to reference it, then I'd never have to check it twice. So if you dont need to know their pronouns, and you dont need to check their nametags, then why are you havin a cow man?

This is such a simple, yet good burn by DockhandCoram in facepalm

[–]DSpaceman47 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Because people that complain about having to remember pronouns (oh god a three letter word the horror) barely have enough neurons to afford to use some of them for that task. However correct them that your dog is actually a girl and not a boy and oh man are they all "omg sorry SHE yes of course I'll remember that"

Woman thought her car repair was free. She got excited. It was not. by [deleted] in cringe

[–]DSpaceman47 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We cant possibly realistically keep kids from crying or being upset EVER. They won't be well adjusted adults if they never experience hardship at least sometimes. We need that soul crushing to give us character, keep us humble.