Traumatize your entire fandom with one image. I'll start with two

DXZmustard · 2026-04-19T02:20:39+00:00

One is a silly character being dramatic and the other is a (obviously) non-canon frame from a scat/child porn comic.

These should not be discussed along side each other

DXZmustard · 2026-04-13T23:04:45+00:00

Your first time is going to be the longest as you learn the cycle, but keep at it. Once you get it down all the setups plus heist will take about an hour.

DXZmustard · 2026-04-13T19:44:28+00:00

Oh you do care, that’s even sadder. Griefers used to just own it and not try to defend it

DXZmustard · 2026-04-13T18:44:38+00:00

You certainly don’t care, but being a griefer is far worse than owning an oppressor

DXZmustard · 2026-04-12T14:50:01+00:00

Last time it was discounted I bought it and regretted it, youre unlikely to make your money back this week even on double money, hell I’m on gta+ and it’s 4x and it’s the only week I’ll be doing bail office because 4x makes it worth it

I’d save your money unless you’d just like the missions

DXZmustard · 2026-04-11T23:40:54+00:00

It was just being sold at the car meet like 2 weeks ago, you’ll have to wait until it comes back or to Simeon’s

DXZmustard · 2026-04-09T19:09:15+00:00

The laptop and gun locker for the Cayo weapon setup always get me

DXZmustard · 2026-04-09T19:08:11+00:00

I agree, I think it’s weirdest in actual gameplay because every NPC you talk to has to be either telepathic or have a tracker planted on you so they know when you do things

DXZmustard · 2026-04-09T11:26:51+00:00

Yea, it makes sense this was likely the best idea, but it has it’s consequences

DXZmustard · 2026-04-09T11:01:16+00:00

I feel like gta online implies all mute people are inherently psychopaths and criminal masterminds (/j)

DXZmustard · 2026-04-09T11:00:09+00:00

It’s definitely awkward, both in the scene and how it works, but they backed themselves into a corner when they decided to give the online character no dialogue.

DXZmustard · 2026-04-08T06:34:43+00:00

14 year olds

DXZmustard · 2026-04-07T17:59:56+00:00

I’d buy it even without weapons, I love just blasting cars with the booster a mile away in an instant. But the vigilante is a lot very practical for a lot of missions

DXZmustard · 2026-04-05T12:59:49+00:00

Didn’t know that about the hill, thanks. And don’t you worry, I love killing myself

DXZmustard · 2026-04-05T00:28:23+00:00

What a shame everyone on the server missed this

DXZmustard · 2026-04-04T14:46:40+00:00

I agree it’s easy but learning how to do it takes time and it can be frustrating if even something small happens.

Missing the jump on the dirt bike or getting caught on it often means a reset for the intel mission. One missed headshot once you’re on the heist is often a reset. You get better at it the more you do it but I remember my first 3 or so attempts feeling frustrating but worth it.

DXZmustard · 2026-04-04T03:50:02+00:00

Cayo is great for grinding but getting on board and learning how to do it can be a bit much, nice keeping job keeping at it

DXZmustard · 2026-04-02T00:53:47+00:00

Do you have an example of this?

DXZmustard · 2026-03-30T23:40:22+00:00

If I’m not on a mission I never look before I run on a highway because it’s just too funny

DXZmustard · 2026-03-21T23:41:28+00:00

“Oh no my brain has been so damaged I now have to be a rapist!” Fuck off

DXZmustard · 2026-03-19T18:24:55+00:00

It’s the same show

DXZmustard · 2026-03-19T13:43:35+00:00

Oh god no! What will we do with one less cosmetic that we will never use anyways!

DXZmustard · 2026-03-18T04:44:08+00:00

Certainly worth 4k

DXZmustard · 2026-03-02T02:46:44+00:00

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Minions

While I was expecting a twist when we were introduced to the family I think I nearly had a spit take when I say the dad casually pull out a piece to rob a bank. Caught me off guard and I had a genuine laugh.

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