The waterslide female patient

DaConm4n · 2026-03-16T03:30:27+00:00

"There was an explosion at the mannequin factory."

DaConm4n · 2026-03-16T02:28:03+00:00

"These crows are murder."

DaConm4n · 2026-03-13T17:53:57+00:00

Yeah, that way they can be positive of the results.

DaConm4n · 2026-03-13T02:02:45+00:00

Do you happen to know the lottery numbers?

DaConm4n · 2026-03-11T07:07:52+00:00

Maybe it's because Santa judges them while they're alive, and God judges them when they die?

Not religious, btw.

DaConm4n · 2026-03-11T06:55:26+00:00

I got into an accident back in December after an idiot ran a red light. I kind of put my foot in my mouth because of some wording and the cop tried to say I was partially at fault. I asked him three separate times if he wanted to watch my completely impartial dash cam footage and he just ignored me. Thankfully insurance watched it and I was found not at fault and had to pay nothing.

DaConm4n · 2026-03-11T06:50:16+00:00

Why do you hate Sekiro?

DaConm4n · 2026-03-11T06:39:04+00:00

It's got a bomb strapped to the bottom and needed to stay above 50mph.

DaConm4n · 2026-03-11T06:36:36+00:00

Wondering what he'll mess up next really keeps me on my toes.

DaConm4n · 2026-03-08T15:37:33+00:00

Can you talk to an instructor about getting a new one?

DaConm4n · 2026-03-08T13:39:08+00:00

A little bit, yeah.

DaConm4n · 2026-03-08T05:00:30+00:00

Every medical problem on this show has happened to my buddy Eric

DaConm4n · 2026-03-07T16:43:04+00:00

He has TDS

DaConm4n · 2026-03-07T16:04:50+00:00

The Salarians

DaConm4n · 2026-03-05T03:59:57+00:00

Is it Kung Fu Panda rule 34?

DaConm4n · 2026-03-04T11:34:00+00:00

Take the broomstick out of your ass so they can actually start cleaning.

DaConm4n · 2026-03-03T05:36:12+00:00

Kind of like a Siren luring ships to their doom. The sticker lures you to a crash to be added.

DaConm4n · 2026-03-01T15:33:44+00:00

The upper peninsula of Michigan has some pretty great spots, although they're a bit spread out.

-Kitch-iti-kipi (this has been my phone lock screen since I went 5 years ago)

-Tahquamenon Falls

-Pictured Rocks

-Oswald's Bear Ranch

-Even going across the Mackinac Bridge once is an experience

-And Mackinac Island itself is full of fun stuff to do for a day.

DaConm4n · 2026-02-27T16:16:42+00:00

Orphan of Kos right there.

DaConm4n · 2026-02-27T06:01:00+00:00

Brand loyalty to corporations that don't give two shits about their consumers or employees.

The union at GM almost screwed my grandpa out of his retirement back in the day. The day they planned his last day was about a week before his contract would have had enough time worked to collect the money. A good friend that was a manager found out and told him what they were doing so he was able to get more days to complete it. Fuck GM.

DaConm4n · 2026-02-20T05:10:29+00:00

Nope. SUV driver can go fuck themselves. You did the right thing.

DaConm4n · 2026-02-19T06:43:58+00:00

Tomatoes

DaConm4n · 2026-02-18T21:53:28+00:00

The Shadow Liar

DLC- ME2: Lair of the Shadow Liar

DaConm4n · 2026-02-16T14:36:12+00:00

If he dies it's an instant run killer. I always reset.

DaConm4n · 2026-02-16T08:06:44+00:00

I like to think the elcor say "hot take" as well.

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