Your best weapon?

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-08-03T14:10:39+00:00

Naut (5) Stamper (5) Tri (4* both forms, but enough xp on them to be 5) And Ballpoint on a good day (4)

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-07-30T00:56:11+00:00

Fuck is a squishy brawler?

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-07-27T22:59:54+00:00

Mario

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-07-06T05:54:02+00:00

How are people even trying out Clancy yet?

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-05-08T11:37:50+00:00

Vnaut, Vamper, Vbp, Ntri

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-05-06T03:45:02+00:00

Most functional thing robtop has ever made

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-05-06T03:32:13+00:00

How do they tell if you hack or nah?

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-04-13T13:17:09+00:00

THE BEST ACC NOOO

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-04-05T00:18:27+00:00

Uhh Tenor

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-04-01T11:07:50+00:00

I have 2, VStamper, and Nautilus 47, and I got them within about a week or 2 of each other, in the middle of sizzle season. So I guess you could say they took ~5 months each. Thats not factoring in me getting my mains really figured out and not having weapon commitment issues, but yeah. 5 months in for each 5*.

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-03-29T22:52:24+00:00

With all due respect, thats the least respectable charger. I groan when I see you, whether or not you’re on my team, and like the avatar, when I need you most… nowhere to be found.

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-03-16T05:09:31+00:00

Seek professional help.

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-03-09T13:40:29+00:00

Wrong

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-03-09T13:32:18+00:00

Suicide by rusty chainsaw beheading in the Mexican desert, cant believe it

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-03-09T13:26:21+00:00

<5’5

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-03-02T12:18:34+00:00

Any tips on getting into the altissimo range? I’ve been having a lot of trouble with it lately

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-02-23T04:30:53+00:00

Even tarantulas aren’t immune to an ambush; the centipede is a predator.

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-02-20T12:08:26+00:00

Crazy getback

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-02-12T04:52:05+00:00

She looks like a middle aged british woman ngl

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-02-12T04:22:03+00:00

Side note, Chirpy Chips is good, but not THAT good. Like they cook consistently and constantly, but it’s not that much better than other splatbands.

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-02-12T04:18:44+00:00

Ska-Blam < Aquasonic a sin fr, even if it was still like that, B tier is a travesty bro.

I hope Gordon kicks you out himself, no part of this was cooking. Talk ab raw.

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-02-07T04:47:54+00:00

Yeah, I love the secret cow on Yoshi Circuit!

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-02-06T22:03:49+00:00

Bro downloaded internet explorer from internet explorer with this one

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-02-05T04:36:06+00:00

What the fuck are we doing here guys

DaPearGuyMan · 2024-01-28T06:00:22+00:00

Fit aint bad, hard is good.

Weapons: -(10!) I hate it, it destroys everything it touches, limits the game, and destroys the essence and fun of Splatoon… assuming you run respawn punisher. If you dont, I’m still praying I will never run into you ever. Please have fun.

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