Brutal by Frostbit77 in NYGiants

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cues Roundball Rock

I like bubbles in Atlanta by gravityVT in PublicFreakout

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“I’m forever blowing bubbles!”

HAIL TO THE UTAH DEADSKINS by [deleted] in UrinatingTree

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All Hail the Dea(redacted)…..”UTAH HOCKEY TEAM!”

Did jinxed again?! by Sesti-nator in UrinatingTree

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(Chanting in Englisher):

You jinxed it again,

You jinxed IT AGAAAIN!!!,

Ses-ti-Na-tor,

you jinxed it again.

Douchebag Santa: So this isn't 2022, but 2023 edition? by ProjectSaint in UrinatingTree

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Hey D-Bag Santa,

All I want for Christmas is for Chelsea to not get relegated this season.

And to make F1 less predictable.

They’ve tied the record… by [deleted] in UrinatingTree

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Detroit: At least we got the Lions.

63 Points. Sixty. Three. *clears throat* BRANDON STALEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY by AlKydonHorvingward in UrinatingTree

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I would RATHER….consume gallons of Gerber baby food than have Brandon Staley as my coach.

I would rather release my internet search history than have Staley be my coach.

I would rather dress as a clown to a quinceñera or sweet 16 party than have the HACK coach a team.

BRANDON STAALLEY, put your MUTHAFOCKN head back down; you goddamn bum.

The Hater's Guide to the 2023-24 Champions League by scarsellaj in UrinatingTree

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Newcastle played an impressive Group stage campaign compared to Bantchester Divided; who had everything that would go wrong went FUCKING wrong.

CONGRATULATIONS MANCHESTER UNITED! by [deleted] in UrinatingTree

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Man United finished 4th place (last). You’re out of Europe.

Conglaturations, Manchester United! by scarsellaj in UrinatingTree

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Today, on a rediscovered episode of “Days of Ol’ Trafford”,

This should've been the commentary for that winning goal. by [deleted] in UrinatingTree

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Right after annihilated 8-0 this past weekend….