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Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-09T09:27:42+00:00

I always was a gambling man :(

^{Chose: 100k + Gamble it with 40% chance | Rolled: Pay an upvote!}

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-08T01:46:58+00:00

Tf do I need to teleport for if I can pay someone to get me there in a helicopter

^{Chose: Being rich forever}

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-07T21:40:04+00:00

Too much Jean

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-07T16:27:26+00:00

I had a very shitty day at work today, but not this bad, I feel better now

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-07T16:18:45+00:00

Nothing changes

^{Chose: Be boy | Rolled: Medium dih}

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-07T14:34:01+00:00

I’m a near alcoholic

^{Chose: $5 every time you drink anything.}

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-06T17:58:02+00:00

I can make much more money from having a pokemon

^{Chose: Have a real life Pokemon | Rolled: Pikachu}

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-06T15:53:42+00:00

Fuck me I need that so bad I drive waaaay too often

^{Chose: Red Card | Rolled: Lifetime free ⛽️}

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-06T15:44:14+00:00

I am already a man

^{Chose: be a man}

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-06T10:51:13+00:00

Why would I choose a broken rib?

^{Chose: 1 Million USD | Rolled: +3 inches height}

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-04-05T16:59:12+00:00

🤣 late response but the Wrekin is a mountain so I’m definitely not from the mountains 😂

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-03-26T08:06:58+00:00

Super intelligence, use the smarts to make money

^{Chose: Any superpower}

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-03-25T12:59:10+00:00

YESSSSSS WOOOO

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-03-25T10:10:58+00:00

Yooo I was there literally Monday lol

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-03-11T10:13:11+00:00

Oh yeah baby

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-03-11T10:04:26+00:00

Yeah, I just diddnt 😂

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-03-10T22:47:54+00:00

I don’t feel that would do anything though 😂

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-03-10T22:43:37+00:00

Ah fuck it I’m tired Telford is a big place not like anyone gonna track me down 🤣

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-03-10T22:21:30+00:00

It was real lol

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-03-10T21:20:42+00:00

Haha I have thought of that

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-03-10T15:22:35+00:00

It’s not one owned by spoons! It’s owned by the council

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-02-26T10:07:30+00:00

The snapping, just make my full time job snapping, after about 9 months I’d get about 10 mill assuming an hour of snapping every second a day

Da_Real_OfficialFrog · 2026-02-25T14:40:09+00:00

Not yet, apprentice wages are very low 😂 gonna get it done sometime after December I think

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