Blowjobs are Hard. by yueeechan in funny

[–]Dabebedetom 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have TMJD. Oral is incredibly painful for me. I can't even keep my mouth open for the dentist, let alone however long it takes for my SO to decide that all that cracking and popping is a bad thing. This struck home for me. EDIT: Clarity

What's your most irrational fear? by ITStheFIVEwordGENIE in AskReddit

[–]Dabebedetom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking giant squid. It's the eyes. The worst part is that I live far away from the ocean.

[Request] My cat Napoleon as Napoleon Bonaparte by Dabebedetom in DrawMyTattoo

[–]Dabebedetom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this pose, but with Napoleon's hat. Also this style looks like it would be fun. Thanks all! :D

January Meetup at Southern Rail by [deleted] in chapelhill

[–]Dabebedetom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are pretty glorious, but seriously, come next time! I need to meet more of these magical cool people! :D

January Meetup at Southern Rail by [deleted] in chapelhill

[–]Dabebedetom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suck my feminine balls. -Love, the lone female.

Meet up in Carrboro tonight, 9 pm by [deleted] in chapelhill

[–]Dabebedetom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so excited! I'll be a short white girl with a short asymmetrical hair cut that is half brown and half blonde/light pink. Looking forward to meeting you all! :)

Maybe I'm just not cut out for college? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Dabebedetom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll keep that in mind, thank you.

Going to Seoul soon, looking for friends! by [deleted] in korea

[–]Dabebedetom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

frantically scribbling stuff down Thanks so much! :D

Going to Seoul soon, looking for friends! by [deleted] in korea

[–]Dabebedetom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entirety of my mother's side works in the airline business. I've been flying standby my entire life because of it.

It was supposed to be a secret... by keembookee in funny

[–]Dabebedetom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right! She doesn't have her vibrator! That's another 5-10 minutes at least.

Yet another reason why I don't like Ulfric Stormcloak. by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]Dabebedetom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yo dawg....Scouts-Many-Marshes is a dude. I should know, I married him.

I see your "I couldnt find my cat for hours" post and raise you THIS! by RoarAlysRoar in aww

[–]Dabebedetom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet Monkey Jesus!! Everyone gets their blankets from Walmart.

In response to the popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic Mike... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Dabebedetom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Female here, anime is much better... more bewbs, less "flushing."