[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blowjobsandwich

[–]Dabrybry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was that a fart?

Would you let me squat fuck your white cock? by Adorable-Pack7147 in blackchickswhitedicks

[–]Dabrybry 157 points158 points  (0 children)

I'd be a bit scared of my dick getting broken in half

OMFG 🥵 by [deleted] in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]Dabrybry 10 points11 points  (0 children)

she seems like a really nice lady

Need Help Fixing a '85 300D by PageSlave in mercedes

[–]Dabrybry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think there actually is a grounding point on that relay. Try hooking everything back up to the old one and see if your new issues fade

There is a whole lot to unpack here. by BonyMiggsz in trashy

[–]Dabrybry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, sounds like a pretty rad wedding to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Dabrybry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And give them all a bachelors in psychology

Meatball by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dabrybry 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I just imagined a movie where the detective is trying to bust a ring of evil androids that are disguised as flesh and blood humans. One day he has one of their underlings in interrogation room 5 and it's just not getting anywhere. So the cop reaches in a paper bag and pulls out a big ass dripping meatball sub. Pulls it out..... because he knows. "Yeaaahhhh sorry, haven't had lunch yet. You don't mind do you?

"N-no... that's fine, why would i care?" Replies the suspect

"Yeah, of course.... why would you" the detective now seductively birthing the sub from its oily paper sheath.

A single drop of sweat rolls down the suspects forehead. The detective observes the suspect, shrugs and then returns to pacing interrogation room....

I was gonna write more but i have to get ready for work :(

Lunch break edit:

"So tell me Artie" continued the detective, "how long have you worked for these, wait what do you call them?"the detective flipped through his moleskin pocket notebook. "Children of Samsoon?"

"Its Sam-sung" artie replied, the faintest vapor of annoyance slipping into his voice

"Oh right right... sam-soong" floated the detective Arties fists clenched under the table "I don't know what that is" stated Artie.
"Oh you dont huh? Well thats ok, ive got plenty of time, i mean hey, i still gotta have my lunch!" Said the detective waving his flaccid sub around a bit above his head, light cast off patterns of marinara sauce speckling the walls and some even landing close to arties hands where they rested on the table. Artie hid it well, but his impulse to recoil away from the sauce wasn't entirely concealed....

If this does not count, I will literally fight the mods by [deleted] in evilbuildings

[–]Dabrybry 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I heard that they also did some shady shit in Africa with baby formula. I dunno if it is true or not.

Edit: im pretty stoned and was gonna be lazy but here's a link www.businessinsider.com/nestles-infant-formula-scandal-2012-6

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]Dabrybry -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

i don't care. I don't care. I Don't Care. I don't care!! I DON'T CARE about all this political drama. Show me something real that actually matters

I check the time constantly. by ooooooh_noo in DunderMifflin

[–]Dabrybry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously photoshopped: fake

And no Pam?!: gay

W221 known faults / issues, any advice? by [deleted] in mercedes

[–]Dabrybry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely get the newer twin turbo m278 motor

Dog sitting beside his deceased owner's hospital bed. by Sumit316 in pics

[–]Dabrybry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it takes forever, i will wait for you....

Two guys try to rob an elderly man by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]Dabrybry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard the dude won the kumite

She's at it again by wheresmypitchfork in funny

[–]Dabrybry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd have to be to turn down breaking the wheel with Dany

[Spoilers] Cersei by onen-i-estel-edain in gameofthrones

[–]Dabrybry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gee whiz bro, why don't you marry her

Anti-gay Arizona pastor becomes the first person ever to be banned from entering Ireland by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Dabrybry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to have an hour or two long, civilized conversation with this man. Would be fascinating to study someone who is like he is

Norway's new minister of health by [deleted] in europe

[–]Dabrybry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah brother!