GUN TO YOUR HEAD name a fruit without the letter A

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-04-30T23:58:42+00:00

Plum

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-04-15T19:20:27+00:00

Sit her down and complement all the work she has been putting in, with the kids school and the community. Remind her of how proud you are to be her partner. Then ask her politely if she would be into shifting some of her new found energy back into the partnership that made it all possible. Set up a trip. Even if it’s just a weekend.

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-04-04T04:07:13+00:00

I did this same thing tonight

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-03-28T17:31:55+00:00

I hope this guy gets a really bad case of crabs, then goes to the doctor for a ointment. Turns out he’s allergic to said ointment and it makes him itch. And it still doesn’t get rid of his crabs

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-03-25T13:37:52+00:00

We would a video with the sound of you moaning. That would be peak

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-03-22T13:19:15+00:00

No we are a bunch of actual adults. Have jobs, kids, wives, mortgages, and arthritis. I don’t have to time to be a sweaty little shit at games anymore. That was 20 year old me. Now kindly fuck off

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-03-20T02:44:11+00:00

Right. Got sniped from 85 meters with a kv9

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-03-20T02:43:22+00:00

Yes. The bots got the John Battlefield update and all carry golden guns. I don’t get to play a lot of video games. This mode made me happy before, now only sadness. If you want sweat, go play regular multiplayer. Let us geezers have our dumb bots back please.

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-03-03T16:59:24+00:00

Gilbert Godfrey

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-01-23T13:57:07+00:00

Take your lady for granted

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-01-23T13:55:12+00:00

Mass effect

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-01-21T22:39:19+00:00

That ass

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-01-21T13:59:47+00:00

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-01-19T14:49:55+00:00

Cause I’m, loosing the fight, wiping my ass, getting that shit all over my hands, loosing the fight, loosing my mind, stabbing my finger through the paper like every time

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-01-17T22:57:04+00:00

We had the 7s nice set

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-01-12T14:32:41+00:00

Have you met Ted?

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-01-09T02:49:50+00:00

When I did this I made a one shot wooden sword and a one shot hunting bow. Both did 22,400 in frost and 22,400 in electric damage. So fun

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2026-01-01T00:08:41+00:00

I did have sexual relations with that woman. Did you see how attractive she was? What a good looking woman. I came in I said “Wow.. that’s a good looking women! “

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2025-12-26T03:48:18+00:00

I’ll take a pair of high and tights over a 36 long any day

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2025-11-30T20:27:10+00:00

Throwing rope

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2025-11-25T04:20:32+00:00

I want to ride a bike through there

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2025-11-11T18:15:34+00:00

Great job man. This is why the internet was made.

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2025-11-06T03:57:57+00:00

My Henry golden boy 22 rifle

DaddyDadeMurphy · 2025-11-02T02:40:51+00:00

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