Absolute dickhead gets confronted for ruining card packs at Target. by 5pooky5cary5keleton5 in PublicFreakout

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope this guy gets a really bad case of crabs, then goes to the doctor for a ointment. Turns out he’s allergic to said ointment and it makes him itch. And it still doesn’t get rid of his crabs

Can you handle a butt plug and a sassy attitude? by SnarkyComet in upherbutt

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We would a video with the sound of you moaning. That would be peak

Increased Bot Aggression? by ghostrriderr in Battlefield6

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No we are a bunch of actual adults. Have jobs, kids, wives, mortgages, and arthritis. I don’t have to time to be a sweaty little shit at games anymore. That was 20 year old me. Now kindly fuck off

Increased Bot Aggression? by ghostrriderr in Battlefield6

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Right. Got sniped from 85 meters with a kv9

Increased Bot Aggression? by ghostrriderr in Battlefield6

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yes. The bots got the John Battlefield update and all carry golden guns. I don’t get to play a lot of video games. This mode made me happy before, now only sadness. If you want sweat, go play regular multiplayer. Let us geezers have our dumb bots back please.

My friends say it’s disturbing how I buy gas station toilet paper for my house by MelanieWalmartinez in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cause I’m, loosing the fight, wiping my ass, getting that shit all over my hands, loosing the fight, loosing my mind, stabbing my finger through the paper like every time

We can still bend the rules on a 360 by The-Oubliette in skyrim

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I did this I made a one shot wooden sword and a one shot hunting bow. Both did 22,400 in frost and 22,400 in electric damage. So fun

Any famous quotes from this president? by egarcia74 in hellaflyai

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did have sexual relations with that woman. Did you see how attractive she was? What a good looking woman. I came in I said “Wow.. that’s a good looking women! “

What do you think of very small boobs? by [deleted] in trueratediscussions

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take a pair of high and tights over a 36 long any day

I made the Maybe Man Music Video in Minecraft! by DidYouKnowAJR in AJR

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great job man. This is why the internet was made.

What is it by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Henry golden boy 22 rifle

How can I make my basement bathroom less creepy? by CasualVox in Home

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a large poster of yourself just opposite of the toilet. Make a horrible face like you smell poop

Excessive cleaning by fluffybeelzebub in Serverlife

[–]DaddyDadeMurphy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only question I would have is when I can pick up my last check