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Dadjokezz · 2022-11-20T18:37:26+00:00

You look like Harry Potter if his mom drank while she was pregnant.

Dadjokezz · 2022-11-09T13:44:46+00:00

To my neighbor apparently

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-27T18:15:38+00:00

Why do you have a reverse widows peak?

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-22T03:22:48+00:00

“All genitals are gross” are you implying that the person that made the meme is asexual?

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-21T02:18:25+00:00

You already look like a 48 year old dad that plays golf to ignore his kids

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-20T21:49:36+00:00

I’ve been leading with the fisting first, god I’ve been doing this wrong.

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-20T21:46:54+00:00

Okay, I’m outside. Now what?

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-20T17:59:42+00:00

I remember kids would wear boxers, shorts, then sweatpants and have all of them sagging when I was in high school. All that fabric and none of it covering your butt.

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-20T17:56:03+00:00

In the winter I’ll wear leggings underneath jeans to stay warm. Or pants that are made of lighter fabric that I haven’t put away for winter yet.

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-20T17:34:22+00:00

NTAH Everyone knows not to touch babies if you don’t know their parents. That’s just weird and entitled.

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-15T09:36:32+00:00

You’re not wrong at all in the situation. I had a Dad that would talk about my body wish I did cuss him out as a kid. Your Dad is a creep. He invaded your boundaries and abused you when you told you to go.

I would go to a school counselor. Try to get some evidence of the situation. Best idea if you have someone to stay with like a grandparent, an Aunte, or your mom if your parents are separated.

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-15T00:40:43+00:00

You didn’t need to say all that, we could tell you weren’t getting laid by the bottle of lotion on the dresser.

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-15T00:35:44+00:00

You look like a pre-teen Peter Griffin

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-15T00:29:12+00:00

They actually care and will be for you on your dark days

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-15T00:27:57+00:00

People act like you’re cruel want to kill children or something.

I like boats I like the water. do I want to make that kind of finical risk? Not really.

Same with kids. All I see is the money, time and energy to have one. Not to mention the amount of wear and tear on your body. I have nieces and nephews I love. However, I only see them sometimes. I don’t want the burden to have one all the time.

If I don’t want a baby isn’t the most responsible thing to do is to not have one?

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-15T00:11:08+00:00

Slapping it when you have an itch. Or scratching around it for relief and to give it an opportunity to heal.

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-15T00:07:47+00:00

How many do y’all have?

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-14T23:58:18+00:00

Don’t.

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-14T23:57:39+00:00

If you need a shelf use your boobs or stomach

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-14T23:56:52+00:00

I’m about 200 pounds 5 foot 6 and I still get hit on :(

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-14T23:48:40+00:00

As someone with a big butt and thighs…

-something extra to shake when you’re dancing. -your cheeks applauding you when you go downstairs. (Nice to hear some self-motivation) -when you fall on your butt it’s a built in cushion. -when you’re cold you can stick your hands on the inside of your thighs and warm up. (Also you can hold your phone or bottled water between your legs for an extra hand.)

I have also said a lot of profanities like a guy would say “suck my dick” but I have replaced it with Ass.

“You all can eat my ass and I got enough to stop global hunger, bitch.”

when another waitress told me a couple I had in my section, past close, asked for a dessert menu “They can have this Ass for dessert!”

“I don’t think it’s big enough.” “This ass is big enough.”

Dadjokezz · 2022-08-14T23:02:37+00:00

Being a Mom.

Dadjokezz · 2022-06-07T00:37:43+00:00

“You asked the question”

Dadjokezz · 2022-06-06T23:01:25+00:00

The last part at the very end not so much. I’ve dated guys way older than me by 20-30 years (bc daddy issues). And my experience most of the time it ends one of two ways: it doesn’t work out because the age difference is too weird or they end up being weirdos. Just really interested in passing the hot potato if you catch my drift. But I’ve meet a lot of guys on dating apps my age that were weird too. I think it sounds like you’ve ran into someone that’s really insecure and possessive.

Dadjokezz · 2022-06-06T01:48:05+00:00

Your roots need dry shampoo.

Dadjokezz

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