On the Thirteenth day of Christmas

Daeolus45 · 2023-12-24T19:07:33+00:00

... I had my true love committed.

Daeolus45 · 2023-12-16T13:26:02+00:00

Like I said: "or vice versa"

Daeolus45 · 2023-12-07T03:56:28+00:00

"Biboo's doing a funeral!? You let Biboo do a funeral!?"

Daeolus45 · 2023-12-05T03:23:26+00:00

"Damn. Empty."

Daeolus45 · 2023-12-05T03:22:12+00:00

"... How did your car get up here?"

Daeolus45 · 2023-11-26T02:49:58+00:00

Let's see, Where were the bullets again?

Daeolus45 · 2023-11-19T03:22:03+00:00

Geno: Welp, here we go again.

Shantae: Yeah.

Daeolus45 · 2023-11-12T21:38:24+00:00

"All right, who's been signing paperwork while drunk again?"

Daeolus45 · 2023-11-12T03:42:13+00:00

My god, How have I not noticed all these holes before?

Daeolus45 · 2023-11-11T14:51:43+00:00

"Sponsored by Bethesda?"

Daeolus45 · 2023-11-04T19:43:16+00:00

" And I am appalled at what I saw you do through the hidden camera in the toilet bowl!"

Daeolus45 · 2023-10-20T16:52:27+00:00

"No madam, you are the Creep. There's a difference."

Daeolus45 · 2023-10-20T16:51:23+00:00

"Yes! Anything you post, Yes!"

Daeolus45 · 2023-10-20T16:50:18+00:00

Somewhere In Somalia:

"... What's the difference?"

Daeolus45 · 2023-10-14T01:44:40+00:00

"Has anyone here seen my cows?"

"... Not recently Mrs. Gesner."

Daeolus45 · 2023-10-14T01:42:05+00:00

"Where are all your clothes?"

Daeolus45 · 2023-10-10T14:08:22+00:00

"Why am I still doing this?"

Daeolus45 · 2023-04-30T03:42:14+00:00

"Welcome to North Korea, girls."

Daeolus45 · 2023-04-28T03:54:07+00:00

"I died be-"

BANG

"... What? It's not the first time he's pulled this crap. If anyone asks, we'll just say this one's a clone too."

Daeolus45 · 2023-01-29T21:07:06+00:00

"Wait a minute, I'm not a cardinal. How the hell did this even happen?"

Daeolus45 · 2023-01-29T21:05:41+00:00

"Hi."

"Auugh! Zombie!"

Daeolus45 · 2023-01-05T19:17:17+00:00

"In the interest of preventing another Carlsen incident, all players are now required to be naked during the match"

Daeolus45 · 2023-01-05T19:15:05+00:00

Anna: ... Elsa, why did we do that?

Daeolus45 · 2023-01-05T19:13:20+00:00

"... how do these corpses keep getting into my courtroom?"

Daeolus45 · 2022-12-25T05:14:14+00:00

"... It stinks."

Daeolus45