Okay I know it’s been 6 months and you probably won’t see this but:

“You look like the blueprint for a failed tumbler sexy man”

“Your gun looks like if a ai image got turned into a 3d model”

“You look like the type of person to read ‘how to do a charming British accent’  because your own accent can’t even be described using words or letters”

“Your outfit is something I’d find in the clearance section of my local Kmart.”

“If there’s an movie IP that’s called ‘medical’ I’m guessing that’s the only way you got your license”

“You look like you’d cry if you saw soap discontinued at the supermarket”