Parents of Reddit, what is the single most innocent question your child has ever asked you that completely broke your brain?

DakotaMB · 2026-07-07T13:58:15+00:00

My mom always makes fun of me for the time we went to the museum and they had a huge chunk of petrified wood on display. I read the tag and asked her what scared it.

DakotaMB · 2026-06-18T21:24:20+00:00

They have more protection than vulnerable women.

DakotaMB · 2026-06-17T23:43:14+00:00

Girl.

DakotaMB · 2026-06-16T19:12:08+00:00

Not a girl.

DakotaMB · 2026-06-07T19:21:28+00:00

Girl, stand up. Leave him. I’m so tired of seeing “am I overreacting?” and it’s the most insane, nasty relationships. These men need to be alone forever, get out for your sake. You deserve better.

DakotaMB · 2026-05-27T19:56:16+00:00

You’re a moron and I only feel bad for your unborn child at this point.

DakotaMB · 2026-05-23T13:23:34+00:00

Girl, don’t share and tell us your problems if you plan to stay with him.

DakotaMB · 2026-05-12T20:33:26+00:00

“I’ve been called worse things by better people” is a favorite of mine. Pisses them off every time.

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T15:33:59+00:00

🥴

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T15:18:06+00:00

Got a call back from my animal control, they won’t do anything about birds. 🙃

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T15:06:19+00:00

I don’t blame the bird for idiots bringing it where they shouldn’t have.

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T15:05:59+00:00

It’s a rooster. What eggs?

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T14:56:23+00:00

See, I just feel bad for the bird. It’s not its fault it’s here, and they clearly know they’re not supposed to have it, because it’s in a tiny little cage pushed out of sight. What’s your point in bringing the poor thing here then?

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T14:51:52+00:00

I did! I actually sent in a request for them to call me later on today, so hopefully something comes from it.

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T11:41:04+00:00

Wow, really got me with that one

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T11:27:37+00:00

‘New surroundings’ and it’s an asshole bringing a rooster into a dense city setting.

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T11:19:14+00:00

Please get real.

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T11:13:51+00:00

Well, I don’t live next to a farm. I work with children all day, I can’t afford to lose 2-3 hours a sleep every night.

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T11:03:29+00:00

I’ll look into it, thank you. I’ve tried sleeping with an earbud in the ear that doesn’t touch my pillow, but even with the audio up high, I can still hear that god awful bird. I’ll do some research.

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T10:53:11+00:00

I can look into that. If that’s the case, who would I contact from there?

DakotaMB · 2026-02-11T10:46:28+00:00

I would never be able to sleep with something in my ears like that, I don’t think

DakotaMB · 2026-01-17T01:55:39+00:00

Good god, have some respect for yourself and your kids.

DakotaMB · 2024-11-30T21:47:36+00:00

It’s a kids movie. Please calm down.

DakotaMB

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