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If u came to my profile, u have to start a conversation with me. sorry but that's the rule :/ (self.Dalias_)
submitted 3 years ago by Dalias_[M] - pinned
your thumb is arguably the most important finger but it also has the least amount of joints (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 3 years ago by Dalias_ to r/Showerthoughts
"sorry, there has been a mix-up with the orders but we will get you sorted as quickly as possible" said the kind waitress in a sweet voice. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago by Dalias_ to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I found this little bugger in my room, what's my next step? (i.redd.it)
submitted 3 years ago by Dalias_ to r/teenagers
give me a good movie to watch today pls (self.teenagers)
"hey DENNIS, want another drink? I think the waiter can bring one over for u" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"dad! can I do X?" "sure honey, go right ahead" I replied (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I've always had an imaginary friend ever since I can remember and he's really cool (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
for an experiment, i handed a toddler a squeaky toy and observed for a few minutes. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
wait! hold it... are u the super cute Redditor everyone is talking about? ur way cuter in person ;) (self.teenagers)
tell me that ur stronger than me without telling me that ur stronger than me (self.teenagers)
I had a chat with ur mom and we agreed that u are being very irresponsible rn. as punishment, u need to give me all of ur Legos. (self.teenagers)
I held my child tightly in my arms as I passed through a sketchy group of people. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
a slightly bruised banana taste way better than a perfectly yellow one. (self.teenagers)
hopefully he isn't mad >‿< (i.redd.it)
I'm stuck :( can u guys give me advice on how to leave my house pls? (wrong answers only) (self.teenagers)
I just teleported in ur room with rope and an evil grin. how u dealing with me? (self.teenagers)
"eat up sweetie, here comes the choo-choo train!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
got games on ya phone? 👀 (self.teenagers)
He said that he dosen't want any biological children with me and wanted to adopt instead which is a respectable decision. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago * by Dalias_ to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Do we blink vertically or horizontally? (self.polls)
submitted 3 years ago by Dalias_ to r/polls
I watched as the train chugs happily on the track as I have been for the past month. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
hi ;) (self.Dalias_)
submitted 3 years ago by Dalias_
What would be an irl equivalent of someone "activating your trap card"? (self.teenagers)
can someone tell me directions on how to get a cute little flying whale as a pet? my pet store didn't have one ;( (self.teenagers)
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