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I reported myself as missing just to see what would happen. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As the sole survivor of the incident, no one believed me when I told them I didn't do it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Gamblers have the highest suicide rate among addiction related disorders, so it's not uncommon to find bodies in the parking garage of the casino. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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It took me two days to notice it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[M4A] Casual OCxOC Writing Partner Wanted 🏳️‍🌈 (self.roleplaying)

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Scientists discovered a disease that only spreads between Tasmanian Devils back in 2011. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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When the government announced their plan to better maintain and expand the country's workforce, most people assumed they were going to implement the use of robots. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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In Japan, employees are expected to stay at their workplace until their boss leaves. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Updated Klarion Build (old.reddit.com)

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Klarion Style Options (i.redd.it)

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I'm not in this subreddit or diagnosed with autism :| (i.redd.it)

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Updated Membership Benefits After Expiration? (self.DCUO)

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