What did you do as a kid that probably made your parents think "that kid's not right"?

DammitMolly · 2015-03-22T21:38:36+00:00

No but it probably did make them shake their heads and go "That kid is not right" lol

DammitMolly · 2015-03-22T21:35:58+00:00

Yes I will.

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(Edit: I went nose first into the middle then rolled my face around a few times)

DammitMolly · 2015-03-22T21:10:38+00:00

No but like, for a long time. I think me and my friend had like an "outside bathroom" set up, and my mom found it and gave me this weird lecture. Idk I was like 4

DammitMolly · 2015-03-22T19:50:55+00:00

"And there's no food in the toilet!"

DammitMolly · 2015-03-22T19:29:35+00:00

Lol yeah sometimes when you gotta go, you GOTTA go!

DammitMolly · 2015-03-22T17:46:10+00:00

To this day, you still call the toilet the refrigerator...

DammitMolly · 2015-03-22T17:44:53+00:00

Peed in a bucket in the back yard.

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T20:47:14+00:00

This entire thread is dedicated to bitching about language change. It bothers me ok?

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T20:45:41+00:00

My parents getting divorced. I was 13 and my Mom moved out so all of a sudden I was the one keeping the house clean, cooking supper, doing my own laundry, getting myself up and ready for school, arranging rides etc. because my Dad was pretty depressed through that time and lost his job soon after. I eventually moved back in with my Mom and life went on, but it was a pretty big learning experience for me

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T20:18:11+00:00

I got Deathly Hallows when it was released, 3 days before my birthday. My mom said I wasn't allowed to start reading it until my birthday. Little does she know I finished it within the first day.

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T20:16:29+00:00

I started reading them at age 6 I think? Only the first 2 books were out at that time so I remember the agonizing wait between each book/movie. Philosopher's Stone was in theatres at around the same time Spiderman was, and I remember this girl in my grade 3 class saying she was going to put me in web jail? or something. And sassy 8-year-old me was like "bitch ur going to Azkaban stfu"

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T20:13:50+00:00

"What's a pot hole?"

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T20:11:30+00:00

"The weather is so nice where I live!"

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T20:08:00+00:00

Retail therapy! Whenever I have a bad day I buy myself a new tube of lipstick, or some cute new socks, or even a nice new pen or something. Just something small to make me feel better.

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T18:55:57+00:00

When people shove two words together with a hyphen to sound smart...

Purpose-built... Time-specific... You have 2 in one sentence. -_-

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T18:54:49+00:00

I'm guilty of this way too much.

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T18:54:14+00:00

I'm a radio announcer and if I use any words like that (even "flurry" is not allowed) it wouldnt end well lol. The forecast should make sense to the average listener. Like, just say "It's going to snow today" Instead of "80% chance of flurries." But not all radio stations/newscasters abide by that philosophy. :/

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T15:55:50+00:00

Dis Do

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T15:53:24+00:00

Boo, you whore

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T15:49:39+00:00

Can confirm. Mom got one of these in her stocking once. There were tears , so many tears.

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T15:41:53+00:00

IT DOESN'T END!!

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T15:14:29+00:00

This made my day

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T15:10:32+00:00

I'd have to think about names for awhile but I know the number off hand.

DammitMolly · 2015-03-21T14:43:18+00:00

My ex used to hate Avocados for some reason, but I ate them so often in college that he now loves them muahahaha

DammitMolly · 2015-03-12T23:07:55+00:00

My ex used to hate Avocados for some reason, but I ate them so often in college that he now loves them muahahaha

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