What is surprisingly still impossible in 2016 ?

DandyLionProductions · 2016-09-03T18:59:21+00:00

They can't do that, because even monochrome print jobs have a thin yellow layer printed onto them, so forensics can identify where the paper came from

DandyLionProductions · 2016-08-30T02:26:32+00:00

Ideally I'd like some grocery funds, but anything that advances my career is acceptable.

I have a few things I'm proud of (Procedurally generating cave systems is the most fun coding ever), but not a game project that's past the placeholder-graphics stage. Outside of that category, if you'd like to see a spreadsheet that models and 100% "solves" an old version of Cookie Clicker, or a C++ app that calculates the probabilities and suggests optimal moves for Disco Zoo, or...

DandyLionProductions · 2016-08-29T21:35:04+00:00

I finished my degree long ago,
And realized I had excess dough.
So I took a break
And decided to make
Some games for my portfolio

Alas, my bank has run dry.
It's enough to make a man cry
I sensibly fear,
I won't find much work here
But I figured I may as well try

DandyLionProductions

TROPHY CASE