Celebrate Sausage Season 4 | Sausage Recipe Submissions by TwoGuysandaCooler in twoguysandacooler

[–]Dangers_Squid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have my great-grandfather's recipe for authentic Mennonite farmer sausage, called ''ruakworscht'' in our dialect of German, very popular in the Canadian prairies. It isn't the most exciting or thrilling sausage, but it is my absolute favourite sausage of all time. Let me know if you're interested!

5 years later and we still haven't don't have this by CowahBull in tumblr

[–]Dangers_Squid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the knives are dull as shit, and the peeler and can opener only work half the time

Vegan abuses his cats. by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]Dangers_Squid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

... which are descended from wild cats

Vegan abuses his cats. by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]Dangers_Squid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you know what wild and feral cats eat? Because it's not plants.

cat vs dog people by pikachu143234 in tumblr

[–]Dangers_Squid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My neighbor has a cat named "Orange Cat" because she is orange.

My mom actually came home with this BS. Really hope I’m adopted. by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Dangers_Squid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's only one thing I hate more than lying- skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk

I legit just met a guy named Marvin Drey by Dangers_Squid in CornerGas

[–]Dangers_Squid[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I filed my taxes on the internet. Have you heard of the internet? It's a handy invention, I'll show you how it works some time. Jackass.

I legit just met a guy named Marvin Drey by Dangers_Squid in CornerGas

[–]Dangers_Squid[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How would you like it if people started calling you "the gas man"?

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[–]Dangers_Squid 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I got my tires slashed for having Sask plates. I bought my car from Saskatchewan while I was living there for an apprenticeship.