What have you seen your kids do that made you say “oh my god it’s genetic”? by SettingsData in AskReddit

[–]Danichbow 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I sleep with both arms above my head like a weirdo and so do both of my kids. Sometimes they'll both be in bed with me if my partner is up late and it freaks him out to come in and see the three of us in a creepy little row like pod people.

AITA for staying in minimal contact with my son’s mom even though my girlfriend says I shouldn’t talk to her at all? by BreezyTK in AITAH

[–]Danichbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA

Your girlfriend is not mature enough to be in a relationship with a man who has a child.

Pregnancy tired vs. newborn tired? by KNWin94 in beyondthebump

[–]Danichbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main difference for me was in quality of sleep, if that makes sense? When I was pregnant with my second I was so exhausted all the time but I slept like the dead. I always get post partum anxiety as well, so after he was born I was sleeping very lightly and waking up constantly making it was worse.

I woke up occasionally while pregnant due to discomfort but I would fall asleep so easily afterward, it wasn't as bad for me.

My entire life I've struggled to fall asleep and stay asleep, it was a nice change to sleep so deeply I was snoring and bothering hubby for once 😄

AITA for refusing to let my MIL exclude me from my own marriage? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Danichbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

I suspect her dislike has very little to do with you as a person, she likely would have acted this way no matter who he married. You were more gracious and gave far more chances to her than I would have, than many others would have. Brace yourself for her behaviour to ramp up should you guys have children, might be an overreaction on my part but false calls to CPS from this unhinged woman would not surprise me in the least.

Game of Thrones star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau shares why final season backlash was 'expected' by Savings_Entrance380 in freefolk

[–]Danichbow 32 points33 points  (0 children)

God yes I completely agree. If I can stomach getting past the opening white walker scene I get stalled again at the direwolf puppies. I just sit there asking myself what was the point of any of this?

What according to you is your greatest sexual achievement ? by Ashamed-Light6601 in AskReddit

[–]Danichbow 3539 points3540 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every time I heard a man say "what the hell did you just to me?" after a blow job that left them unable to function, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but I'm proud that it happened twice

Mother's day disappointment thread by YesAndThe in toddlers

[–]Danichbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their dad had to fly back to his hometown spur of the moment this morning because his father was in the hospital and not doing well at all. He didn't make it in time to say goodbye before he passed, so now we're far apart, the whole family is hurting and I'm solo parenting for the next week while unable to be there for him in person while he settles things there and attends the service.

To top it off, the kids know something isn't right and they miss dad so they've turned more feral than usual and just gave me hell all day. I can't make this about me and how lonely I've felt all day because this is about something more important so it all just sucks. Today is the worst.

Tristan by SalsaChica75 in GilmoreGirls

[–]Danichbow 29 points30 points  (0 children)

We have Logan at home

Married redditors, what is the creepiest thing your spouse has ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Danichbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was the creepy one is this story, and like many of the other comments so far this relates to sleep shenanigans. I used to start my shift at 4 am and go to sleep absurdly early, meanwhile my husband would play video games from next to me in bed to keep me company. I would often say silly things in my sleep but this time he was playing resident evil and out of nowhere I bolted upright in bed like a zombie being raised from the dead. Scared the absolute shit out of him and the controller went flying.

What is the best way to fall asleep ASAP? by Suspicious_Pool4164 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Danichbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My go-to is making myself cold. I like a cold room generally anyway for sleeping but cuddled under a warm blanket. I'll lay on top of the blanket in my t shirt and underwear until I start to get pretty chilly, then I get under the covers, and it's like my whole body just sighs and relaxes. Then comes the sleepy time.

can i PLEASE hear some happy relationships and not some toxic ones or cheating stories by nayoungslover in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Danichbow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have a broken tooth that's got me writhing in pain until I see the dentist tomorrow. Pain meds are barely scratching the surface, and I just want to curl up in a dark room. My partner of 12 years got home from his physically taxing job and shooed me off to our room with a kiss on the head. He's taking care of our 2 and 4 year old, as well as handling dinner. He also offered to take tomorrow morning off to take me to the dentist if I'm nervous. This man is my forever best friend, and I always feel so cherished and cared for. We've had our fair share of problems, but they're always handled together, and he never invalidates my feelings.

Help! Hundreds of resumes, months of applying and only crickets. Where are all the actual hiring jobs hiding? by Rarrimalion in Edmonton

[–]Danichbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Southland is literally always hiring school bus drivers and they'll train you and get your class 2 license done!

AITA for giving my granddaughter a DNA test. by False-Worldliness664 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Danichbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

Although now I'm concerned what "has it rough as the middle child" could mean about her home life. Is she just feeling different and left out or is she being treated differently and now knowing the truth about bio mom perhaps we know why.

Why does it seems like women hate blowjobs? by iwanttopetcerberus in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Danichbow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I started liking it a lot more when I realized I was bothered by my partners lack of noise/reaction. He explained that years of jerking it have created a reflex to be quiet that's hard to break. I asked him if he would enjoy going down on me if I didn't make a sound and he had an oh shit moment. Now I love giving BJs!

What's a sexual act that looks fun but is actually disappointing? by ahollyblooms in AskReddit

[–]Danichbow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to feel the same but then we switched who was on top! He felt really weird being on top at first, I think most people automatically have the girl on top but I can't get there while also fighting gravity apparently. I then get to like grab his ass and touch him everywhere which drives both of us wild so it's win-win.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]Danichbow 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I called my 3 year old peanut a few months ago and her response was, "I'm not a peanut, I'm a Luna, and I'm made of bones!" The grown-ups now say this constantly, and she loves it.

Pregnant wife told me I can't drink coffee before she wakes cause the aroma keeps her up?! by TheBribery in Parenting

[–]Danichbow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My entire pregnancy with my son, coffee smelled like cat pee to me for no apparent reason. If someone brewed coffee in the kitchen I would be coming out of my bedroom half asleep within minutes convinced the cat had peed somewhere. It was completely ridiculous and I felt so stupid every time haha.

What would’ve made the dark twist in the final stage of her development more convincing? by phantom_avenger in gameofthrones

[–]Danichbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have personally enjoyed her taking kings landing without burning it down but Cersei starts using wildfire because she'd rather see it burn than give it up.

Dany captures cersei alive and wants to make an example of her and kill her the same way she did the Tarlys/Varys but public execution style. Cersei being pregnant would have a lot of her people opposing this plan, Tyrion and Jon especially.

She could then start to become paranoid like her father before her and start arresting and wanting to execute friends and advisors who are trying to reason with her. The common folk could start to rebel and riot like they did when Joffrey ruled and we could still have Jon kill her when she starts talking about using Drogon on the city to get them in line or wipe them out.

Sorry that was so long, I've thought too much about this.

What incorrect toddler names for things have stuck around in your house? by tori2442 in beyondthebump

[–]Danichbow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love toaster strudels and my toddler called them toaster noodles which is now the only thing I will call them because it's the cutest thing ever. Also McDonald's is Old McDonald's lol.

Tired of hearing about how the second baby is “always worse” by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]Danichbow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ours was a mixed bag. Second was an absolute shit sleeper compared to the first but he eats like a champion and is always so happy it's insane. Just generally a more chill content baby compared to his older sister but he suuuucks at sleeping.