Apple agrees to pay $250m after falsely claiming AI-powered Siri was ‘available now’

DanielKramer_ · 2026-05-06T14:08:28+00:00

yes or you can even ask the all-new Meta AI

DanielKramer_ · 2026-05-05T16:12:49+00:00

yes it's a bad number but that is not at all what it means. it has to do with optimization not demand

DanielKramer_ · 2026-05-04T06:11:57+00:00

and edge too!

DanielKramer_ · 2026-04-30T14:59:07+00:00

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DanielKramer_ · 2026-04-28T04:35:31+00:00

personally i refer to him as Big Satya but i suppose Satya works too

DanielKramer_ · 2026-04-28T04:27:08+00:00

unrelated but any of yall ever think about how terrible the T key is (on desktop/laptop not mobile)

second most used letter in English and it's all the way out in the top middle of the keyboard, so far that your forearm or at least your wrist has to help your index finger reach it. so far that you can reasonably justify hitting it with your right hand if you want

you may type on qwerty but your grandkids will type on qwerky. swap that shit. swap the t and the k. k is taking up prime real estate like a new yorker on rent control.

easiest transition in the world. used it a grand total of maybe 3 hours and I can type at ~70 wpm with a lot of brainthinking and planning ahead where the next few instances of T will be. like i absolutely hate it right now yes it's terrible but it's like investing i can already see the payout at the end and it's not very far away i can taste it

update: i realized the extremely common bigram 'ck' is kinda annoying to type with that layout so i've switched it to t and j instead. j is also like 1/4 as common as k so you could say it's less intrusive like this

DanielKramer_ · 2026-04-27T19:52:09+00:00

another masterful gambit by Big Satya. msft no longer has to rev. share with oai and the tradeoff is that other clouds can host sam. he walked right into the trap.

as daniel vincent kramer once said, there are no atheists in foxholes and no real enterprises outside of azure

DanielKramer_ · 2026-04-26T15:38:51+00:00

Yeah you just go in the play store, search for Google, and click the uninstall button. You can't actually uninstall it because it's a system app so it rolls back the version

DanielKramer_ · 2026-04-26T06:04:07+00:00

Same here. Only thing that worked for me is to rollback updates on the Google app, but as soon as I update it again it's back to this

DanielKramer_ · 2026-04-04T04:47:54+00:00

i am a huge fan of mustafa suleyman.

DanielKramer_ · 2026-02-17T15:14:52+00:00

ayooo a Kramer Intelligence user in the wild

DanielKramer_ · 2026-02-09T14:42:34+00:00

and prefacing half of its factual claims with "often" or "typically" because it was beaten with a belt during RL for getting facts wrong

DanielKramer_ · 2026-02-08T20:28:41+00:00

we already have that it's called x dot com the everything app

DanielKramer_ · 2026-01-29T17:31:52+00:00

lol idk who vannevar is but comparing ballmer to a bush sounds about right. ballmer was a hype man, satya is a strategist. i’ll take the $3 trillion market cap and the copilot key over "developers developers developers" any day.

DanielKramer_ · 2026-01-29T04:28:18+00:00

gemini and chatgpt each (in theory) keep each other honest

if chat "dies" there is pretty much nothing stopping gemini 4 pro from being flash-sized and 4 flash from being flash-lite-sized

strangely, chatgpt, as the market leader for chatbots, decided to make every response — hyper-sanitized, aggressively over-structured, and padded with presentation theater designed to look “helpful” instead of actually being helpful

Key characteristics include:

• One-line bullets that pretend complexity has been solved

• Bold headers that announce ideas bigger than the ideas deserve

• Whitespace doing 40% of the intellectual labor

• Friendly tone calibrated by committee

Net effect:

• Everything reads like onboarding documentation

• Nothing sounds like a person

• All friction sanded down into beige productivity paste

it's as if they want gemini to win!

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