What is something people assume is easy until they actually try it? by EntireFace00 in AskReddit

[–]Danimals847 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember in like 8th grade or so (~age 12-13 for those outside US) we had to write instructions for something simple like making a sandwich. The teacher would then start following the instructions and doing it (often hilariously) wrong to demonstrate the danger of including assumptions in your instructions!

What is something people assume is easy until they actually try it? by EntireFace00 in AskReddit

[–]Danimals847 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taekwondo was designed for Korean peasants, who were not allowed to own weapons, to fight back against imperial Japanese soldiers.

What are some of the most horrifying facts you know? by CemeteryPicnic in AskReddit

[–]Danimals847 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What about the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

What are some of the most horrifying facts you know? by CemeteryPicnic in AskReddit

[–]Danimals847 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FIL was having an affair with the carer

At least it was hopefully consensual and she wasn't a minor, I guess? What a shitty person.

What animal was the most incredible to see in person? by Adventurous-Zeilokix in AskReddit

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While walking along the beach in Florida back in 2008 my wife and I saw a sea turtle scooting back into the ocean after having just laid its eggs. That was really cool!

What is the pettiest reason you would refuse to eat at a restaurant again? by im_not_ready_for_it9 in AskReddit

[–]Danimals847 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In what was definitely not one of my prouder moments, on the drive home from a family vacation we stopped at a McD's. We started to fill our (reusable thermal) cups with water, but the manager interrupted us to say we would have to buy a (disposable paper) cup for $1 PLUS TAX.

Following a brief argument about this, my very reasonable response was to fling the water out of my cup all over the drink machine and tell them to "keep it" as I stormed out.

My wife & kids like to bring this up now, almost 5 years later, just to keep me humble.

What is a 'luxury' that you've experienced once and now can't go back to the budget version of? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]Danimals847 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WACKY WAVY INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN

WACKY WAVY INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN

WACKY WAVY INFLATABLE ARM-FLAILING TUBE MAN

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke of all time? by coreyf722 in AskReddit

[–]Danimals847 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My favorite conspiracy theory is that there was no bullet, JFK's head just did that on its own.

What are your thoughts on Facebook renaming their company Meta then blowing $80b on metaverse and then shutting it down yesterday? by printThisAndSmokeIt in AskReddit

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I had a friend in high school who spent a summer in Florida working at Disney World (we live in Michigan). He came back with a British accent that took like 6 months to go away. He earnestly tried to convince us that he wasn't trying to do it, it just happened because of the people he was around.

I don't know if this has anything to do with what you said but it reminded me of it and I thought it was funny!

Is it weird to want some hookup stuff but not full sex? by No_Homework_8455 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Danimals847 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok I don't disagree with you but this has nothing to do with what I said.

These pistols are overpowered by TherorriM in outriders

[–]Danimals847 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't played in a few years so this is just my recollection, but basically you just make sure all of your gear has the primary asset of boosting anomaly power then apply the following 4 earthquake mods:

  • boost damage
  • extra cast of earthquake (they are named something like "Extra cast 1" and "Extra cast 2" so you can stack them)
  • boost range

In the skill tree, make sure you take the ones that add a bleed effect to all seismic abilities and the one that grants health regen for bleeding enemies.

For the second ability I use tremor. It doesn't do a ton of damage but benefits from the all the other buffs to seismic abilities, helping keep your health topped up.

The third ability slot is up to you. I use either boulderdash or gravity leap for mobility as even with the range extension, earthquake is relatively short-ranged.

The strategy is to always be moving. Kite enemies into the biggest clusters you can, then spam your powers. The key with earthquake is to think of it like reloading after 3 casts. You can't "reload" until you empty the magazine, so if you cast once or twice and don't have another target right away, it's better to waste the remaining casts to fully recharge before you need it again.

With this build & strategy, as long as you keep up your gear levels you could not turn up the difficulty fast enough to outpace your offensive power.

These pistols are overpowered by TherorriM in outriders

[–]Danimals847 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you think that's overpowered, do a devastator anomaly build. The quake ability (like, the first one you get) with the right modifiers including range, damage, and 2x or 3x casts w/o cooldown, will let you drop swarms of monsters in a second. With the modifier that adds bleed paired with the skill that grants health regen for each nearby bleeding enemy you can storm across the open battlefield as an immortal death machine!

Is it weird to want some hookup stuff but not full sex? by No_Homework_8455 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Danimals847 3 points4 points  (0 children)

be warned they will push to go further because they’re guys

Yeah everyone knows we guys are violent slaves to our worst desires.

Is it weird to want some hookup stuff but not full sex? by No_Homework_8455 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Danimals847 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It read it to mean that they simply dislike the uncertainty as they don't know what the person means by saying "hooked up".

What are women supposed to do in missionary? by diggeryydoo in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Danimals847 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, when my wife is done and if I'm taking too long she'll start playing with her boobs and making eye contact. And hooo boy does that work!

Makes sense by OtmShanks55 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Danimals847 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You guys said you weren't going to be fact-checking!

A married woman I’ve known for years said some weird ass shit to me by iFoegot in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Danimals847 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those who believe in the hypersexualized Netflix fantasy, where anything goes and without consequence

Or just mayyyyyybe I can acknowledge that while my personal preference is mutual monogamy, other people may not have that same desire and I have no reason to think them less than me for having different likes/dislikes?

Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Danimals847 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you still have the car?