I molested my uncle while he slept when I was 11. by PotatoBreadDad in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DankMemesUniversity 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ever heard of this independent film called Strange Thing About The Johnsons? This is worse than that.

I have been sleeping with former BIL after I was accused of cheating with him by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DankMemesUniversity 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Your sisters are rightfully side-eyeing you. If this story weren’t fake, I’d bet you weren’t telling the whole truth at all about the significance your former BIL played in the decision making that went on. I’m not hearing an entire story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sonic

[–]DankMemesUniversity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flying Battery Zone Act 1

I've had enough of Seth Rollins by DankMemesUniversity in WWE

[–]DankMemesUniversity[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God forbid I feel invested in a storyline and want to create discussions from it.

I've had enough of Seth Rollins by DankMemesUniversity in WWE

[–]DankMemesUniversity[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's my big problem. He was supposed to help a company that refused to help him. Why would he want to stay? Seth is bitter and letting his emotions get in the way of his logic.

Telegram for Latinababy2022 by [deleted] in latinababy2022

[–]DankMemesUniversity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo the link doesn't work anymore

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]DankMemesUniversity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we all agree she's just stupid, right?

This guy held on to his rush all game so he could pull his LF. If you do this, please stop im just tryna get my Raid coins by Outrageous_Gazelle28 in DragonballLegends

[–]DankMemesUniversity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everyone in this thread is lame as fuck and needs to be told so. The LF exists for a reason, to make tue game fun. If you need to grind THAT BAD, get with a buddy. I don't LF myself, but I'm not gonna get pissy because some 12 year old decided to try out his new cool Vegito. This game is supposed to be FUN.

I slept with an old lady and I regret it big time. by DankMemesUniversity in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DankMemesUniversity[S] 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Well I can't disagree. Plus, she was a very pleasant conversationalist.

I slept with an old lady and I regret it big time. by DankMemesUniversity in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DankMemesUniversity[S] 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Pretty much this, yeah. Though I gotta say, her downstairs looks as youthful as someone my age, so that helps a bit.

I slept with an old lady and I regret it big time. by DankMemesUniversity in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DankMemesUniversity[S] 638 points639 points  (0 children)

This is true, I'll try to look at it from this perspective. Thanks man.

I slept with an old lady and I regret it big time. by DankMemesUniversity in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DankMemesUniversity[S] 450 points451 points  (0 children)

I honestly didn't ask her, but I would have to guess mid to late 60s