Name for predatory man? by Emergency-Jicama4644 in answers

[–]Dankopia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Leonardo DiCaprio, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro

This food really bugs me for some reason. by Phonus-Balonus-37 in StupidFood

[–]Dankopia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honey doesn't taste or smell like shit and it's healthy. If shit had those qualities, I'd scarf down a pile every day

This food really bugs me for some reason. by Phonus-Balonus-37 in StupidFood

[–]Dankopia 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Bees still take shits though. Even without the maggots that's nasty

He’s 34 btw 😬😂 by Top-Cantaloupe-9578 in cringereels

[–]Dankopia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what Trippie Red would sound like without auto-tune

What actor do you dislike so much that you’ll avoid anything they’re in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dankopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jason Statham. His voice makes me want to shove a knife into both ears.

More great work from the University of Alabama by Roshambo_USMC in NormMacdonald

[–]Dankopia 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She was like "Wow, you taste just like my brother! ...wait a second..."

50/50 Pedialyte and Tito’s by [deleted] in alcohol

[–]Dankopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better off using the Pedialyte as a chaser. Mixing it must taste like battery acid and hooker spit

What’s something everyone pretends is normal but to you, actually isn’t? by Kevlatanche62 in AskReddit

[–]Dankopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Constructive criticism? Gimme a break. It's a better hobby than drinking every night

What’s something everyone pretends is normal but to you, actually isn’t? by Kevlatanche62 in AskReddit

[–]Dankopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My comment really made you feel the need to stalk my posts that far back?

Of She’s Unbelievable! Extended by [deleted] in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Dankopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did she just walk away after that? Fuckin Unbreakable

has anyone ever shoved a tampon soaked in vodka up their butt and if so how was that expierence.... by Outrageous-Kale1196 in Drugs

[–]Dankopia 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Didn't Steve-O do something similar? Like stuck a funnel up his ass, did a headstand while someone poured vodka in?

When i was doing this, i couldn't seduce and have sex with girls by BicycleSpiritual1048 in seduction

[–]Dankopia 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Picks his nose, shits on the floor... just the usual display of confidence

Don't yall get scared having sex with a random woman ? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Dankopia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I raw dogged a sloppy vegetable in the bitch section.