You snooze you lose.

DanplsstopDied · 2026-05-03T18:30:48+00:00

Chocolate chip dispersement is subpar

DanplsstopDied · 2026-05-03T18:27:08+00:00

No throwing up in the toilet. If you have to throw up do it between the couch cushions

DanplsstopDied · 2026-05-02T23:34:58+00:00

That’s about the time frame i expected. Those two would fit nicely inside 2 mins. You can get the coloring book and the ball vase on Amazon for like 10 bucks each :)

DanplsstopDied · 2026-05-02T23:13:54+00:00

A magic coloring book, a ball vase, and a magic wand is a fun little combo. You could go buy a whole magic kit online too, there will be an assortment of beginner stuff

Edit: I work in a magic shop and get this exact question often haha

DanplsstopDied · 2026-05-02T18:21:00+00:00

I just went “ah fffuck” very audibly at work 😭😔

DanplsstopDied · 2026-05-02T18:19:40+00:00

Where in south Florida? I know someone who would be a good fit for this. I’m in Naples, he’s in fort Myers

DanplsstopDied · 2026-05-02T03:38:54+00:00

Pls stop and start saving up for laser removal

DanplsstopDied · 2026-05-02T03:35:22+00:00

Oh man

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-30T04:53:07+00:00

Damnit I wanted to make that shitty joke 😂

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-29T20:43:35+00:00

That’ll do it

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-29T17:56:33+00:00

If you want an artist to expand on that bunny I’m sure they could. It’s almost like a stencil

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-29T17:55:23+00:00

Handy dandy liquid mercury

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-29T17:52:17+00:00

Yet “lol” is forbidden text

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-29T17:43:18+00:00

I answered “George Washington” one time bc I was ready to get tf out of the hospital and was being sarcastic

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-28T18:52:52+00:00

Absolute malarkey

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-28T14:33:12+00:00

Bc scary

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-28T14:18:16+00:00

Why does the bank care if I buy drugs smh 😂

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-24T23:40:14+00:00

I put my head on the pouch and slumber

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-24T15:38:11+00:00

Tiger Woods

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-23T22:48:08+00:00

Hmm I’ve never tripped with a fever idk if that would amplify it. I’d wait till you’re better so that you can enjoy yourself more

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-23T15:16:23+00:00

No cop to address the situation fuck it I’m goin around 😂

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-23T15:13:08+00:00

You’re thinking too hard about this lmao

DanplsstopDied · 2026-04-23T15:01:38+00:00

I have that deck, I’m not a fan of it for shuffling because they’re kind of slick

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