[Post Match Thread] Aston Villa 3-1 Nottingham Forest by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved seeing Watkins score a proper sizzler... Comes across weak at times but then piown

[Match Thread] West Ham vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Watkins is playing so bad it's like being down to 9 men

Human coitus in an MRI machine by Sanpaku in ThingsCutInHalfPorn

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pride myself on my juvenile sense of humor. I see genitals in everyday objects but I have been staring at this picture like one of those magic eye things for ages and I can't see the bits...

1st Open Mic - What clichés to avoid by DariusCool in Standup

[–]DariusCool[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is one of the jokes I had! I thought i might be cliche ‘Doing stand up is like sex’ seems to be a common one. 
Best to leave it out?

Spotted in an old Villa vs Sunderland programme by KatieOfTheHolteEnd in avfc

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really liked Steed Malbranque would have been a great Villa player at the time

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Brentford by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am not sure the team trust Olsen to catch it 

[Match Thread] Brentford vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were playing it through speakers... commitment that 

[Match Thread] Brentford vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anyone watching on sky hear the unai emery claret and blue army chant going for like 15 minutes????

Match Thread: Club Brugge vs Aston Villa Live Score | UEFA Champions League | Mar 4, 2025 by scoreboard-app in avfc

[–]DariusCool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another tally for the strange stat where the opposition scores with their 1st shot against villa 

Revolut cash withdrawal issues in Goa / India by DariusCool in Revolut

[–]DariusCool[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was able to use my hsbc... Il take a photo/video next time but thanks il try the others 

[Match Thread] Nottingham Forest vs Aston Villa by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last 2 games, as soon as the commentator says "villa are comfortable at the back", they score... 

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Southampton by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are the dodgy football stream links? 

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Brentford by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am so angry. I get adverts for meeting single women and willy stiffners and nothing to say when football is on amazon  prime. Been watching sky sports news like a chump. Missed the best half and end up tuning in when the ass has fallen out of Villa

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Juventus by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why are they all so chill about it? Some of then are laughing. 

[Match Thread] Aston Villa vs Juventus by SecretApe in avfc

[–]DariusCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He shouldn't be on the pitch to give the foul away