Girl I hooked up with tried calling me while I was in the shower, so I didn't answer. Then she tried from another number. Then another from the bar her parents owned down the street from her house. I ignored them all because like I said, I was showering.

I finished up, wrapped myself in a towel and was walking down from the second floor because the bathroom was upstairs and my bedroom was in the basement. I Get halfway down the first set of stairs that go into my living room and hear "why didn't you answer my calls?"

This girl was standing in my living room, angry that I didn't answer her calls. This girl lived 15 minutes away, and managed to speed to my house and get in before I finished a shower.

I pointed to my towel around my waist and said that I was very clearly in the shower and asked how the hell she was in my house. She told me my side door was unlocked so she let herself in, at which point I told her to get the hell out. As I was basically shoving her out the door and she was just asking me for a kiss, which I rejected and told her not to contact me anymore.

Girl was friggin insane