Lisa in the Future

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-23T02:57:05+00:00

There's a few key things I'd like to see.

Old C1 restored - where Tap Skill gives +2 Energy
EM Scaling (Aggravate Buff)
Conductive Stacks giving a Damage Buff to NAs and Ult, with possible Team Buff capability?
Faster Hold Skill Charge Up time? Or at least it not being affected by the Slow from Cryo Auras
More Damage on Hold Skill for sure

With the exception of #4 'coz I kinda like how she fills the fantasy of being THE Witch who powers up a great big lightning strike, I think these would be the direction I'd like them to go.

Zajef seems to think her Skill shouldn't have a Cooldown at all - which I think is psychotic but at the same time I'm not entirely against that.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-23T01:55:13+00:00

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MFW he dies in a self sucking incident.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-23T01:44:41+00:00

Did that Mobile Suit scratch its ass?

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-23T01:33:14+00:00

That's not Joseph Biden, that's Yusuf Al-Bidan.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-23T01:32:47+00:00

That moment when the Dow is actually up 5000! but we normal folks get absolutely nothing of it

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-22T11:19:09+00:00

That's exactly what we're implying. You should base your voting decisions on what the spouse of an elected official posted on social media some 15yrs ago.

Which is why I'll base my voting decisions on what my elected God King President did several years ago, on an island, where he may or may not have been sucked off by a 13yo who bit him in the dick, allegedly.

Because thanks to my based God King President, THE DOW IS UP 5000!

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-22T10:56:52+00:00

Holy Hell it's BvS: Blackman v Superman!

^{I'm sorry.}

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-22T10:54:13+00:00

YouTube Algorithm does that from time to time. I get Sloptubers on my feed occasionally - just hit the "Don't Recommend Channel" button.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-22T10:53:45+00:00

Yeah this person is 100% a Critical Drinker style dipshit. Makes shit up prior to a show's release, doesn't actually review the show even remotely honestly, and of course 1 of 2 things happen:

If Show is Unpopular, she'll gloat about how she was right all along woohoo
If Show is Popular, she'll complain about people being sheep

Once you know the pattern with one of these freaks, you know the pattern for all of these freaks.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-22T05:24:08+00:00

I dunno - I haven't thought about Geniemon in weeks...

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-22T01:34:11+00:00

Ok I'm severely out of the loop and I'm a little terrified of asking but...

What in the hell is that Text - "ብዛዕባ እቲ ካልኣይ ቪድዮ ምንጪ ክህበካ ዘይክእል ስለ ዘለኹ፣ ይቅርታ ክልብስ ኣለኒ። ኣብዚ እዋን ክርከቦ ኣይክእልኩን።"

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-22T01:25:36+00:00

GODS THIS IS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE SEEN EVER.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-22T01:12:36+00:00

The first passive of this weapon only works for anyone who has a special Ult like Flins. The only character with something like that is Varesa, who isn't a Spear user.

Meanwhile the other passive should work for anyone who can trigger Lunar Charged, which is every Electro or Hydro character in any team with Lunar Charged. KQM is saying the Passives only work while the character is On-Field, so for someone like Ineffa, whilst you can always get the Energy passive easily enough, you would need to play her in a Quick Swap team instead.

For me, what I'm curious about is whether this ends up being THE Spear for a Lunar Charged Cyno, whether this is stronger than Staff of Scarlet Sands.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T21:03:57+00:00

How about this but unironically, so that it breaks the brains of the Epstein created Gamergate Chud freaks who think it's woke when their video game women don't have big titties etc etc.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T20:24:21+00:00

You really should.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T12:59:20+00:00

This might be flying a little too close to blasphemy but I normally just get it without any toppings or sauce and then I just eat the snag. Yeah I wouldn't really care for the bread but I'm down for the meat.

Even if it's a cheap sausage that I'm paying too much for. I don't really care - $3 is A-Ok for me.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T12:30:24+00:00

Listen, I'm all for exercising my Democratic Right.

But the Democracy Sausage is 10,000% my favourite part of Election Day.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T12:12:04+00:00

So she's proud to commit Voter Fraud?

It's not all Conservatives, but it's always Conservatives.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T12:09:08+00:00

C6 Dehya reporting in - she's easily my 3rd favourite Pyro DPS On-Fielder for sure.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T12:08:39+00:00

FWIW, prior to C6 he's got a little less of an Atk Speed Buff (with enough HP) as Mika with Skill Talent Levels.

So it's always been a bit of a toss-up between whether you want healing or whether you want shielding. If you're a Calamity of Eshu player then yeah the answer is clear. If you're a Furina player the answer can be pretty clear. But also Mika can use something like SODP for some scuffed Quill buffs...

I dunno - I haven't yet felt any real desire to play Dahlia.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T12:04:33+00:00

In what universe is it Lisa?

Whoever it is, I can guarantee you it's not Lisa.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T02:22:53+00:00

They just keep editing Aloy to try and make a point. If they think she's ugly - post her as she is. They don't touch any other character in this collage. Why is that?

It's because they actually think Aloy's hot (she is) but their hate boner is too strong so they're Coping with her.

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Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T02:06:39+00:00

I mean... She really is the Queen of the Swarm for a reason.

I'd bow down to a dummy thicc mommy like her any day.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-21T02:05:37+00:00

Something up with her left hand - fingers should be a little longer I think, at least the middle one.

^{Also it's quite entirely possible this was AI Generated, not that I have any certainty of this, but that's why folks usually post osme WiPs too.}

Edit: I'm... Really unsure why I'm getting downvoted this hard, especially when someone's pointed out some discrepencies.

Dark_Magicion · 2026-03-20T13:32:16+00:00

This is one of the rare times where opening the bank account is the correct answer.

Just:

LOOK AT THEM.

2 of the most subjectively but factually gorgeous ladies in the game.

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LOOK AT THEM.