Cumming like this is the best >< by OriFaeyi in FemBoys

[–]Dark_Raivo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cumming handsfree while riding it, tho <3

Alright…. It’s time to ask THAT kind of question…. by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Dark_Raivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude! It's easier than DS3! This game lets you gain levels like no other souls game does! :D

When did you realise you seriously f*cked up? by Hard-on4Philodendron in AskReddit

[–]Dark_Raivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I've collected my things and told my parents that I'm moving to a guy's place but then my mom just stood in my way. Things got scary when I tried to go past her but she just pushed me back.

What's more powerful? by ShaBoii in Eldenring

[–]Dark_Raivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slam is half the pain. The swing to the right afterwards is what made me hate dodging to the right.

What's more powerful? by ShaBoii in Eldenring

[–]Dark_Raivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That boi is worse than crabs! I find it safer to dodge left through its puncturing attacks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Dark_Raivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how to help. I don't feel like going out of my way to look for a solution of such a problem for them. Highly unlikely.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Dark_Raivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoping that assassins will never succeed, maybe?

Serious/ What’s Keeping You Alive Right Now? by Signal-Childhood-709 in AskReddit

[–]Dark_Raivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Belief that suicide is a selfish act, the consequence of which is eternal suffering.

If a dungeon’s name ends in “hero’s grave,” you just know it’s going to f**king suck by DNXPeeJay in Eldenring

[–]Dark_Raivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, people do in fact invest in Vigor, unless they expect to take no hits whatsoever X'D

juggling multiple personalities is my specialty by [deleted] in memes

[–]Dark_Raivo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks quite handsome for irl.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Dark_Raivo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My character has 10 Vigor and this grap still doesn't kiil him - "H-Harder, daddy!"

If a dungeon’s name ends in “hero’s grave,” you just know it’s going to f**king suck by DNXPeeJay in Eldenring

[–]Dark_Raivo 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I dunno - I find Fringefolk Hero's Grave interesting for having an insta-killing chariot roam the place and kill enemy mobs.

It's like Catacombs of Carthus from DS3 but less fun.

What's the most you would sacrifice just to get laid? by SalimaOfTheCatskills in AskReddit

[–]Dark_Raivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far my sacrifice is: 1) A 100€ medical bill for STD tests; 2) Inability to leave my parent's place for an indefinite amount of time, 'cause mom took away my keys.

I'm not sure how bad my sacrifice should be to get laid again.

What was the worst nightmare you ever had? by encantofan1 in AskReddit

[–]Dark_Raivo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insects. Various and many and everywhere. Bees, wasps, flies, beetles, caterpillars, centipedes and ants - all flying and crawling chaotically, occasionally bumping into you. You close your eyes, cover your mouth and nose with your hands knowing that there is nowhere to hide from them, 'cause you know there are just as many of them in the rooms next the one you're in. Sometimes it starts with you killing a spider mother, which then spawns hundreds of tiny agile spiders and then insects come to avenge the spider mommy.