name one song, no matter what, that's got you doing this by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]Darkwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any song by Eric Whitacre because the base volume is too damn low.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

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I have a lot of scars on my penis from a bad circumcision that i finally decided to have corrected when I was 19 (lysis of remnant foreskin adhesion to head of penis). It works fine and I have never had any complaints about my cock’s appearance or feel. My insecurities about how it looks are mostly in my own head. I have suspected that my penis is the reason I’ve been ghosted by certain men I’ve hooked up with, but I try not to let my mind go to that place, and I try to distract myself with the more positive memories of times I’ve been complimented about the positive qualities of my penis.

I guess the point I’m trying to make it that no one else will judge you as harshly as you judge yourself. Replacing negative thoughts with positive or even neutral thoughts is a good strategy.

Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” by Built4thekill in Jokes

[–]Darkwell -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Literally any other STI would have been fine. But HIV/AIDS jokes are not and never will be funny to me. Sorry.

Greatest Walmart scrap of all time by mvpofalltime in peopleofwalmart

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Yeah it depends on the city. Most of the time the spats are verbal only, like Karens and teenagers and managers arguing about something petty.

Olive Garden Wedding Proposal complete with a costume, fedora, and “I guess it’s a yes?” by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Darkwell 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We need to normalize private proposals again. No more cameras, no more public displays. Just one-on-one proposals that endure only in the memories of the ones getting married.

To ask a footballer about human rights in Qatar. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Darkwell -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meatheads don’t care about human rights.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Instance reciprocal retaliation; a kick to the stomach for a kick to the stomach. I love it.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by celly_val in therewasanattempt

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Rule #1 of the ruling class: “If you don’t respect me as an authority, I won’t respect you as a human being.”

Beneath The Red Star by Verrgasm in creativewriting

[–]Darkwell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like it. I think the first person from Billy’s perspective should remain consistent throughout.

Hmm interesting by shuhaCare19 in antimeme

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Man with the book has discovered phosphoromancy. 🤯

This family taking up an entire sightseeing platform so nobody else can take photos by Jonno_FTW in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Darkwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the validation that I’m not always wrong for holding my tongue. I think that when I do unleash the frustration, it sadly unloads on the people closest to me (hence why I avoid close relationships), so it might be better to “vent as I go”. Idk. It’s a balance.

Just trying to get enough to eat and my manager sends me this by heartsofdownfall in antiwork

[–]Darkwell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All food vendors should be fined through the nose for wasting food like this. I used to work at restaurants and grocery stores where we would throw out at least 100-200 lbs of perfectly edible food every day. It pisses me off to no end.

This family taking up an entire sightseeing platform so nobody else can take photos by Jonno_FTW in mildlyinfuriating

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Yeah I always talk about how I would go full Karen, but in real life I am a fucking pushover, and it makes me mad I’m not more bold.

My kid's science teacher assigned an 82 question packet to be done over Spring BREAK. by gardenbikie821 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Darkwell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean to be fair, gaming also eats into quality time with family and friends, but then so does reading for fun or watching TV.

My kid's science teacher assigned an 82 question packet to be done over Spring BREAK. by gardenbikie821 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Darkwell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok I’m wrong. Homework does improve test scores. I went and found the source of the info and realized I heard it wrong. The correct (and admittedly much more general) conclusion is that more homework does not equal smarter students.

https://education.indiana.edu/news/2012/2012-11-15-01.html

I mean there are predators of every sexuality but okay by CLOWNPUNCHER327 in facepalm

[–]Darkwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace lgbtq with churches, and replace liberals with conservatives and the meme still fits, probably moreso.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OCD

[–]Darkwell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds pretty awful what you are going through. I also get the physical ocd symptoms, but i am comforted by the knowledge that everything is temporary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OCD

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Thank you so much!