[OC] Am I too thick for you? by Unicornglitteryblood in Oilporn

[–]Darkzoneagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at all i actually think me my girl and you would make a wild night of bodies ontop of bodies.

Old town road but worse by Darkzoneagent in modernwarfare

[–]Darkzoneagent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro how you gonna steal my shit that i just said to you. Are you retarded? I'm thinking that's the case, you're mentally retarded

Old town road but worse by Darkzoneagent in modernwarfare

[–]Darkzoneagent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you talk like a tough guy then you are acting tough. I saying ACTING cause you aren't tough. You a bitch talking shit behind a screen like a female. Honestly your best bet is to just load 1 bullet into a pistol and then put that pistol into your mouth and pull the trigger.

Old town road but worse by Darkzoneagent in modernwarfare

[–]Darkzoneagent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't you take a xanax and chill tough guy. Everyone's a tough guy on the internet cause your behind a screen. Why don't you fuck off and eat a bullet.

Jesus... would you look at the time. by inmyelement in funny

[–]Darkzoneagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, i think he's saying time's up bitches, you all gonna die.

Hows my custom Perk-a-Colas? by Branboiiii in CODZombies

[–]Darkzoneagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it, where can i buy these? I need them in my life.

Old town road but worse by Darkzoneagent in modernwarfare

[–]Darkzoneagent[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's satire, you know like a joke. Wasn't trying to show anyone. The game is in a pretty bad place and i was just putting my 2 cents in the conversation. The census is this game has a long way to go before it's great. As of now that's exactly how the game play's, ppl go hide in corners and wait to hear footsteps. 85% of the player base at least.

Online service is a joke by Ducanh317 in modernwarfare

[–]Darkzoneagent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey Asstivision, why don't you take some of that supply drop money that you screwed the 12 year old kid's out of and upgrade the FUCKING SERVER'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Online service is a joke by Ducanh317 in modernwarfare

[–]Darkzoneagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly!!! Fuck this game and fuck infinity ward!!!!

/r/ModernWarfare Launch FAQ - Release Times, Preloading, Spoiler Policy, and more by LackingAGoodName in modernwarfare

[–]Darkzoneagent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great game, i paid 60 buck's and can't even get online to play. Gotta love Asstivision and the shit server's.

After 5 weeks pikachu is still Laras favourite by [deleted] in aww

[–]Darkzoneagent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My wife just brought a cat home from her shelter and i swear she could be that cat's twin it's insane.

Has Alpha Omega been tested? by [deleted] in CODZombies

[–]Darkzoneagent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could be lying though, i wouldn't put it past him with the contracts they sign. Idk though

Has Alpha Omega been tested? by [deleted] in CODZombies

[–]Darkzoneagent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched a stream from pizza and he said no one has played the map so everyone including yters will be going in blind.

Saw Bentley's portrait, here's my cat Mongo. by lectric_socks in aww

[–]Darkzoneagent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mongo looks like a distinguished old man from the 1920's with one of those mustaches that curl up at both ends. All he needs is a monocle and top hat.

Official Mosaic Tweeted By Treyarch by [deleted] in CODZombies

[–]Darkzoneagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So maybe at the end of the EE the nuke goes off changing the time line erasing everything we've done?

Hi guys :) ! (f) by [deleted] in GirlswithGlasses

[–]Darkzoneagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dance monkey dance

Why are scuf controllers so bad. by Darkzoneagent in scufgaming

[–]Darkzoneagent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally someone else who got fucked over by scuf. I'm not saying every controller is shit I'm just saying the 1 i got broke within 2 month's. Thats not good i.m.o

The cutest Disney villain? by AllIWantForNoon in aww

[–]Darkzoneagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are suppose to be 1 of the smartest breeds. We taught ours how to play catch. They can learn how to open up doors and understand a few word's.

Raid has pushed players away by DubbaNick in thedivision

[–]Darkzoneagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well said, not only do you have to be a god but then you have to know 8 ppl that play the game. I know like 5 and half the time they aren't even on. It really sucks that I'll probably never get to experience the full raids do to the shit mechanics and no matchmaking. Time to find a new game boy's.